Porn sites reviews. Honestly.

The owners of the site called Young Cum Gulpers could have read my review published back in 2008 – that might have been the thing that took them out of their deep sleep and made them return to updating their site. Right after the review was released, the list of scenes at that site went up from 35 to 36 and… Stopped there, never to recommence the growth again. Yeah, right, if you join Young Cum Gulpers, you will get 36 movies and pic galleries dating back to the times when porn was hot – but so shitty in terms of content quality.

Anything to save the face of this teen porn collection? Well, maybe, maybe. Young Cum Gulpers is backed up by 27 more sites, a good deal of which are dedicated to teens as well. It’s a pity that most of them are as small and as old as Young Cum Gulpers itself is but… There are no rules without exceptions, right? About 5 of those 27 sites are still getting updated fine and have already got nice-sized archives of content to offer. They are the only reason why one would want to join Young Cum Gulpers. Sorry, I know that sounded a bit rough but that’s the way it is!

Hell yeah, finding a girl that would be eager to swallow your load when you cum is pretty hard these days… Probably that’s why surfing Young Cum Gulpers feels so good – each and every bitch starring at this source never says no when offered to chug down a big dose of man butter. :) The free tour itself is worth a lot – all these pretty teenage candies sucking and fucking and drooling with jizz on classy thumbnails and free trailer videos look so damn seductive that your hands seem to be pushing the mouse cursor towards the join button themselves. :) Well, let’s see if it’s worth it or not.

Alright, looks like the decision depends on what you value more – quality or quantity. If it is the first, then you’re going to love Young Cum Gulpers. But if it is the second… Man, I guess you won’t be really satisfied with 35 episodes that this source offers. Sure, they all feature real yummy tarts who work really well to please their fuckmates and stuff – but how long will it take you to enjoy all these movies and pics? A couple of days? A week? I guess that the staunchest of you will be able to make the pleasure last for as long as a month but that’s still too short for a really good porn site, ain’t it?

Well, I’ve actually got one thing to comfort you with – it’s the Bonus section of this source. Actually, it’s not a separate section at all – bonus stuff is scattered all around the Members Area. Still, this is a necessary measure in fact – there is so much of it that stuffing it all into one category would leave the user coping with hundreds of links, subsections and niche captions. Guess I’ve already got you really interested in what Young Cum Gulpers offers, huh? :) Alright, get ready… 21 exclusive bonus sites with 30-150+ episodes in each (mostly teen porn, which is a huge plus), 29 non-exclusive reality porn sites, bonus photo sets and video feeds that I won’t even dare to count, adult games, a discount in a huge online video-on-demand theater with several thousands of DVDs to choose from… Hmm, did I list everything? Well, even if I forgot something, all the stuff mentioned above sure must look impressing already. :)

Now back to those precious 35 episodes that can give you the access to this huge bottomless ocean of porn… :) Their quality, as I’ve already said, is quite alright – the earliest vids have the bitrate of 150 Kbps in low quality option and 716 Kbps in the higher one while the latest ones have 700 Kbps and 2200 Kbps correspondingly. The size of the pics also depends on when they were shot – the early ones have the size of 1024x680Px and the latest ones – 1200x800Px. Quite typical for hardcore stuff – and quite enough for you to see what you want to see. :) Unfortunately, the updates come out very irregularly – until January everything was ok, but then… Well, now they add a new video once in two or even three months. Dude, this really sucks. Sure, the other 21 sources get updated much more often – hope this is gonna comfort you once again…

Navigation is definitely not the thing to worry about at Young Cum Gulpers – everything’s easy, everything’s within your reach, everything’s perfectly understandable… Surfing this site is a real pleasure, no bullshit. Some would say that the design of this source is a little bit too simple but… You’re not here to waste time looking at the design, right? :)

Guess I’ve said everything I wanted to say and it’s time for me to shut up and let you make the decision, so… Good luck! See ya soon!