Porn sites reviews. Honestly.

Video Sexperts is a site that managed to impress me from the very first sight – wanna know why? Well, the reason was fairly simple – its owners don’t try to tell their potential customers something like “Hey, we’ve got tons of vids for you”, which usually turns out to be nothing but pure bullshitting. Hell no, Video Sexperts is a site with a truly enormous collection of content, so what its owners do to prove it is simply listing all the DVDs they can offer to their members right on the outside of their resource! Man, I wouldn’t even have to enter this site to review it – but I bet you know that I never cheat you, so… I’m coming in! He-he, well, I guess I’d better stop trying to pass myself for some kind of hero and shit – I guess that each and every of you would love to be in my shoes now, right? Alright, alright, don’t get mad at me – I promise I will tell you about everything exposed here in detail – as if it were you looking at this huge load of porn with your own eyes, okay? :)

So, how many DVDs do you think are there at Video Sexperts? 100? Nope. 500? Wrong again! 1,000?!!! Hey, why wouldn’t you stop being so shy and call a number that’s a little bit higher than that, huh? :) The mind-blowing collection of Video Sexperts comprises motherfuckin’ 3,525 full-size DVDs featuring 2,676 different models! Sounds impressing? Damn, man, I’m even a little bit afraid to imagine what’s gonna happen to you when I tell you that the total scene count at Video Sexperts equals to 15,950!!! Can you just imagine it, man? Almost 16 thousand full-time porn movies of all imaginable kinds and types! Jeez, I think that it’s for the very first time that I’m seeing such a huge XXX resource.

Damn, it’s such a pity that there are no pictures offered here! Man, that’s not fair! Video Sexperts is the biggest porn site I have ever reviewed and it’s going to get only an average rating since what it offers are DVDs only. Alright, dude, let’s make a deal – keep on reading this review and don’t pay any attention to the rating section – the indexes included into it are going to be twice smaller than they should have been. Sorry, gotta follow the rules, no matter how much I hate it, bro…

I wouldn’t say that the quality of videos supplied by Video Sexperts is so outstandingly high – in most cases, it would be rather average in fact (approximately 1,000-1,500Kbps). However, this is what is usually called “DVD quality”, ain’t it? :) If you came here looking for HD stuff, you chose the wrong place, bud. Anyway, what really stuns me is the choice of formats that the movies offered here are available in! WMV, Flash, iPod, PSP and even authentic DVD… Jeez, looks like the target audience of Video Sexperts is a really huge one, right? :)

The situation with the updates at this site turns out to be pretty controversial, however. This site is said to be updated daily – and the list of recent releases seems to prove this statement. However, as usual, there is something that bugs me – this time, it’s the time counter located right on the home page of the Members area and saying that there are 206 (!!!) hours left until the next update! Dude, did I get something wrong? I have always thought there were 24 hours comprising one day – not 200+! Okay, I guess that this stuff will remain a mystery. Anyway, even if you will have to spend over 200 hours waiting for the next update, you will definitely have a lot to entertain yourself with during that time! Remember about the 16K scenes, baby! ;)

Alright, all in all, I’d say that there are some imperfections that could have brought me down in any other case but now I will not pay any attention to them. Why? Remember about the 16K scenes, baby! :-D