Some say that a real hot fetish site must be an amateur one cause mainstream porn industry is never capable of producing something really outstanding and really kinky. Well, if you stick to this principle, then Twisted Fucking Machines is exactly the site you need. It definitely looks like an amateur one.
To tell even more, I have to admit that it looks sort of shabby. The top of the front page is actually totally irrelevant here. That mashed up image shows one bitch tied to a gyno chair getting fucked with a machine but… Then I see some girl fingering her ass, another girl giving herself a vaginal enema and (oh hell, that’s terrible) one more girl dicking a man in the ass with a strap-on… Hmm, are they sure that what they are supplying is going to match the needs of fucking machine porn lovers?
Worst of all, the trailers on the pages of Twisted Fucking Machines all sport really poor quality. I don’t doubt their exclusiveness though – they all look fairly similar and pretty kinky. So, will that kinkiness be enough to make you forget about the poor quality of content? Hmm, let’s see.
The collection of Twisted Fucking Machines comprises videos and screencaps from them only (no real pics) and doesn’t seem to be really diverse from the first sight. Girls riding sybians, girls getting banged by more perverse fucking machines in gynecological examination rooms… There are some exceptions but those are rather rare. Well, what else did you expect from a site offering as few as 47 videos? I guess Twisted Fucking Machines is not about stunning its members with enormous diversity of scenes. At least, not yet.
I can’t quite say I really like all the models featured by Twisted Fucking Machines either. There seem to be quite some sexy young girls – but the percentage of worn-out mature bitches, inked alt chicks and messy crack whores is a bit too high here. Just like expected, the quality of those videos that this site offers is anything but too high as well – the clips I have downloaded had classy frame size of 1280x720Px but rather low bitrate of 2500Kbps. Not too bad but not quite good enough either.
The lack of updates seems to be the biggest problem here. Twisted Fucking Machines used to be getting updated quite often no more than a month ago but these days… These days everything is much worse here. The Calendar section available inside the Members area is empty for the whole of December 2011 and the upcoming months too. Does that mean that Twisted Fucking Machines is not going to keep on growing? Well, I think that it hasn’t lay still for long enough for us to tell that it’s dead – but the chances that it will never publish any updates again are rather fat, for sure.
The same tendency seems to apply to all of the bonus sites that the membership at Twisted Fucking Machines will give you access to. There are 9 of them and they are all oh so kinky. It’s here where you will be able to see those crazy femdom scenes that were obviously advertised on the front page, plus some cuckold, blowjob, enema, footjob, BDSM and tickling scenes. Yeah, this is where the diversity of content is already much more impressing. Too bad there aren’t any updates though.
I think that Twisted Fucking Machines is not the type of site that I have been dreaming of all these years. However, it’s a good one and it’s definitely going to keep you entertained for quite some time if fucking machine porn is not the only passion of yours. Those bonuses that it offers you for free are cool. But the lack of updates is just killing me here. Hope they will recommence releasing new scenes some day in future.
