Frankly speaking, even though I know drinking is bad and everything, I should admit that there is a part of me that keep on whispering that it can bring you tons of pleasure. No, I don’t mean the relaxation shit and all other gibberish of that kind that people use as an excuse allowing them to keep on sipping non-stop… Drinking is good because it can get you the best pussy you can only imagine! You know, some girls play real goodie-goodies and everything when they are sober but booze easily turns them into sluts. The sluts that you are after. ;)
On the pages of They Drunk, which is the site that I will be reviewing for you today, you get to see what I mentioned above in tons of scenes – in every single scene, in fact. No, you won’t see guys and girls sipping coke and pretending they are getting sloshed on some whiskey and cola. Here they really get drunk – drunk to the extent where they start staggering, rocking back and forth as they walk and… Fucking a zillion times more wildly than they would when they weren’t that intoxicated.
The design of They Drunk is what explains the whole zest of it more than just fine, I guess. Yes, it looks shitty – but that’s only because this is an amateur resource where everything is happening for real. Again, there will be no pro porn stars pretending to be drunk – there will only be naughty rookies that really love drinking and fucking. And holy shit, there are a lot of them waiting for you there. The content section of They Drunk is split into 3 parts: Softcore, Hardcore and Lesbian. The first of them contains 102 videos and 5 picture scenes, the second – 119 videos and 15 pic shoots, and the third – 40 videos and 3 picture sets. As you can see, this site is mostly hardcore- and video- oriented. Both of these things I like. :)
What kinda sucks here is the fact that I can’t tell you if They Drunk is a new and regularly updated or an old and totally outdated resource. You see, the dates of updates are not stated absolutely anywhere here. Neither on the Members area’s home page, nor on the scene pages… Well, taking other review sites’ positive ratings into account, I will probably suppose that They Drunk is not that hopeless – even though facts point at exactly the opposite.
But then I look at the quality of all this stuff and the suspicion goes away again. Just look at these videos, for instance – boasting of fairly high resolution and bitrate (1280x720Px and 4340Kbps correspondingly), they just can’t be old! The 1024x768Px pictures are not that impressing in their turn – but, after all, They Drunk is more of a video-oriented porn resource, just like I have already said above. Thus, I’ve hardly got something to bullshit about here. They Drunk just has to be up to date.
This resource’s big collection is not quite big enough for you? You say that you wouldn’t mind getting some more stuff in addition to all this drunk fucking here? Well, there will be that additional stuff for you to enjoy for hours, days, weeks or, most probably, even months, non-stop. There are 12 other sites that all members of They Drunk get access to – 12 sites covering totally diverse niches from teen sex to bondage and domination and nylon fetish… Many of them are as big as this site itself – and some are even bigger. Jeez, that’s what true generosity and care about one’s customers should look like.
So, here comes a short list of pros and cons of They Drunk. Cons: no dates of updates, low quality of pics, pretty shabby amateur models in many of the shoots. Pros: huge collection of content, crystal-clear video, wild action, tons of bonuses… Well, I guess that the latter outweigh the former, right?
I must admit straight from the start that I’m not too much of a great admirer of
drunk porn – but even I did notice something very special about
They Drunk – the site that I am to review today. First of all, you can easily see that the action presented here is 100% exclusive amateur stuff – at least the scenes exposed on the outside of this resource seem to be it. Sure, my first impression is largely affected by the fact that I have already reviewed other sites from the same network with They Drunk and 90% of them were just stunning but you know – this is definitely not the main factor making me crave to take a look at the insides of this site. Hot wasted bitches taking multiple dicks at once, sharing partners without a tiniest trace of shame and getting all of their tight precious holes stretched in front of the all-seeing eye of the camera – this kind of stuff is seductive enough to turn on even the most reserved guys, that’s no doubt.
The Members area of
They Drunk is split into three main subsections – Softcore, Hardcore and Lesbian, each offering a sufficient amount of pic galleries and movies. I guess it will be much better if I told you the exact numbers, right? :) Here you go – Hardcore subsection contains 117 videos and 15 pic scenes, Softcore one – 101 video and 5 photo galleries and the Lesbian category – 40 vids and 3 pic episodes. Guess you are a little bit puzzled, right, buddy? The reason why the amount of photo content is so small if compared to the video archive is as clear as it can only be – sometimes drunk chicks don’t even notice the fact that they are being filmed on video, that’s apparently why the owners of this site prefer to stick to making movies. :)
It’s worth saying once again that the beauty of the chicks featured at this site is just stunning! Yes, these little young sluts are real nasty if they get sloshed and behave so nasty in front of the cam – but it doesn’t mean that they are not beautiful! Surprisingly, it is exactly the opposite! All these cuties are so damn fresh but at the same time so loose… Jeez, this unique combination makes me feel so fuckin’ horny!
The quality of content supplied by They Drunk is quite alright – even though the earliest shoots are not really THAT great (they are still much better than just watchable, however), the freshest ones will definitely match all your demands, no matter how high they are. Photos with the resolution of 1024x768Px and the terrific movies with the bitrate of 3938Kbps – is this qualitative enough to satisfy you? :) I hope yeah – otherwise you will spend an eternity surfing the Web for porn movies of higher quality. ;)
Of course, I just can’t miss the opportunity to tell a couple of words about the Bonus Sites section of
They Drunk. I have already said that this source is a part of one truly outstanding XXX network – and I’m ready to tell it once again! In addition to your membership here you will also be offered to enjoy the contents of as many as 11 other premium XXX sites among which there is the legendary
Rus Teen Sex – the hottest teen porn site that I have ever reviewed so far. Yes, this bonus is 100% free – absolutely no hidden fees or charges involved here.
Cool content of great quality, awesome cast, tons of bonus content. Is there anything bad about this site at all or not? Well, unfortunately, there is. The point is that there is absolutely no information concerning the regularity of updates at
They Drunk – and it means that one can be 99% sure that it doesn’t get updated at all. Anyway, it is still worth visiting – its collection is already large enough to keep you up for quite a long time even without updates. Enjoy!
