Now that I look at Tap that Onion Ass after being away from it for almost two years, I understand that it used to be much better back then in 2010. See, it was giving you at least some hope of a better future with loads of updates and shit while now… The most recent of its releases dates back to a year ago. Don’t think that I’m going to believe in good future here, buddy, I’m not that stupid.
What looks even more disappointing is that the quality of content here at this resource hasn’t gotten any better. The same 640x480p videos. Now that it is 2012, they look totally pathetic already. The same applies to the collection of the site comprising 27 scenes. Well, it’s better than 16 but it still sucks.
It it’s actually pretty much the same in the whole of this resource’s network called Reality gang. 38 sites are a good showing – but when the majority of them are as outdated as Tap that Onion Ass or even worse… I guess that I will stay out of it, leaving the fact that this network belongs to Playboy unnoticed. Well, whatever, there are no free goodies from the mag anyway.
Hell yeah, dreams are coming true! I've been reviewing sites from
Reality gang for quite some time already and, well, yes, they were all fine and very very hot but I still wouldn't say I was enjoying something to the max there. Why? Simply because the porn categories that those resources belonged to were definitely not my favorite. But now the almighty spirit of porn is here to give me a wonderful present – the present called
Tap That Onion Ass!
The metaphor in the name of this site is really cool – it's for the very first time that I hear a big round booty being called an "onion ass" but that sounds damn right! :) All the bitches exposed on the free tour pages have got real onion asses, that's for sure. They are all here – Luscious Lopez, Katja Kassin, Phoenix Marie and others… All the most bootylicious hoochies you can think of! And they don't just shake the junk they've got in their trunks here for you – at Tap That Onion Ass you will really be able to see them getting slammed hard!
Well, the outside of this site looked even more than just promising – but a mere glance into the Members area was enough to make me forget about the goodie-goodie beginning of this review. 16 scenes… Well, the facts that each and every star of this site is a gorgeous one and that the action that they all take up is as hot as fire are not to be denied – but 16 scenes are something I would never claim to be enough.
Hmm, maybe I would have claimed them to be enough actually – but the problem is that I would have only done it if
Tap That Onion Ass was a startup with regular updates and one hell of a good future ahead of it. However, unfortunately, this is not the case here. In spite of the fact that this site is a pretty old one, the updating schedule here is so fucked up that it will hardly ever grow into one big enough. Sometimes new scenes get released here once a month – sometimes even less often. One way or another, the updates are rare enough for you to die from boredom while waiting for them.
So, how are things going with the quality here? Damn, it's a pity to admit it but this is where things get even worse again – even though I couldn't even imagine a way for them to get worse. The videos are anything but qualitative – even though their bitrate of 2500Kbps is more or less fine after all, their frame size is simply laughable by today's standards – only 640x480Px. The pics are even worse – since they are plain screencaps, the members of Tap That Onion Ass have to content themselves with the same 640x480Px stuff – blurred and ugly beyond belief.
Think that after pouring a bucket of shit all over
Tap That Onion Ass I will say that it's saved by its network again? No fucking way! You know, even though I still find some of
Reality gang's 36 sites fairly cool, I'm growing more and more disappointed with this network steadily since Tap That Onion Ass is definitely not a fucked up exception from the rule here – it's a part of the tendency! Most of the 36 sites that you will deal with here are exactly as bad. Still eager to get access to it? I doubt that.
Guess that there's no need to write a long conclusion stating how disappointed I am and stuff – everything that I have already said above was the quintessence of the way I feel about Tap That Onion Ass. I'm exceptionally pissed off by it because it belongs to one of my favorite porn categories and finding out that it wasn't what it promised to be felt like a personal insult to me. :) This source is a bad one – not worth your attention, for sure.
