Yup, no matter how disappointed I am to admit it, but the babes coming to the US no longer have a chance to get the typical nice and sturdy American sex greeting upon arrival. It’s been 3 years since the last time Right off the Boat got updated, it has still got the same 28 scenes to offer to you and… Yeah, as you can understand, it’s growing totally hopeless. It’s not that I’m disappointed by its content or something – the action and the featured babes are close to impeccable. It’s the amount of it that is freaking me out. 28 scenes and no hope to get more. Thanks, don’t count me in.
The network that Right off the Boat belongs to is in exactly the same disappointing condition, unfortunately. There are 38 bonus sites that you can get here but does it matter that much after all? I mean, most of those 38 sites are as old as Right off the Boat is and those that are not are being updated with low-quality content coming from fuck-knows-where… Damn, the fact that this network is a part of Playboy doesn’t do it any good. In fact, I’d even say it spoils the reputation of the world’s best XXX magazine.
Think that the life of a barely legal girl who's just come to America is all good and fun? Come on, gimme a break. If the girlie is really fresh and beautiful and if she's come to the States to stay, the very first thing that's gonna happen to her is the following: she's gonna get banged. "Welcome into the land of opportunity, honey, take it easy, come to my house for a couple of nights – it's cool there and you won't have to pay any…" This is how it starts – and in the end you always have the dumb little foreigner banged raw and drenched with rich and creamy American jizzum.
This is how it always happens at
Right Off the Boat – the porn site where all the sexy teenage newcomers are met by a lanky bearded daddy (I could have taken him for Snoop Dogg if he were black), who's a real gentleman – and a really insatiable pussy destroyer too. He represents their first opportunity in the New World – the opportunity to make some money simply by spreading their legs for him. Needless to say, 99.9% of them go for it with incredible eagerness.
The cast of this resource is amazing, really. This horny dawg seems to be hanging out in the airport all day long looking for raunchy bitches – and finding them. Oh well, he seems to be very picky too – at the moment there are only 28 barely legal chicks here at his site but the good thing is that all of them, absolutely all of them are gorgeous. Euro chicks, Asian teenies, little latinas – they are all here and they all want the stud's long dick to welcome them in the new land.
Oh, I should have taken a quick glance at the dates of updates first – even before I wrote all this stuff, actually. Right Off the Boat is a site with a relatively small collection and I can tell with a certain degree of surety that it's not going to get any bigger with time. The last time something new appeared here was in spring 2009 – and now that it's summer 2010 I think I have already got all the reasons to produce the strict judgments. Believing in miracles is not something that I do too often these days, sorry.
In fact, the quality of this stuff is exactly as outdated as its production dates. Or is it even worse? My memory is not doing really great these days – but as far as I remember, even in March 2009 people were usually going for something more qualitative than 1024x683Px photos and 320x240Px at 2500Kbps videos, right? Well, even though technically the latter is still good, good enough to receive the highest rating in the Video Quality section due to high bitrate showing, it surely won't make me keep my mouth shut. The content at
Right Off the Boat is qualitative as shit!
This site turns out to be a part of the high and the mighty
Reality gang network. Should I say that this fact saves its face? Well, here I would be much more eager to say that it actually makes
Reality gang lose its one. There are 36 porn resources comprising it and there are very few of them that are as old and small as Right Off the Boat, fortunately. Anyway, one way or another, every member of the reviewed site gets access to the other 35 sources plus a bundle of streaming video feeds – just in case you are still interested, you know. ;)
I would have written a very very long conclusion here calling
Right Off the Boat all the worst names that I can think of but I'm feeling too lazy for that. :) You see what this site is all about – and I'm even more than just sure that you will be able to make the right conclusion yourself. Take care! See ya!
