There are times when I understand that absolutely blameless porn sites do exist – and that what you get at them is always oh-so-cool even regardless of your subjective perception of them. I spend a lot of time reviewing average porn sites and sometimes I run into real must-sees all of a sudden but… Today it's going to be hard. Today I am to review a porn site that I'm ready to call perfect even before I dare look at it. Today I am to review the legendary Private. Private the Almighty!
Private is dazzling, word. When you first land onto its front page, you are very likely to start drooling, literally. The fruit of Milton family's labor mesmerizes you from the very first seconds – all those legendary European porn stars, that blameless quality of content, those DVD titles that you see mentioned every here and there on the Net… Private is a legend, no doubt – but even this fact won't prevent me from being as honest and unbiased as I always am in my reviews. Time to slide inside this XXX treasury and see it from the inside now!
As expected, the choice of scenes here is simply enormous. There are 1920 movies and 1944 pic scenes here (and I have a strange feeling that the sections I was hitting still didn't list everything that Private has got to offer you). And these are not some plain gonzo episodes featuring hot rookies and shot in rented apartments or mansions – these are Private's legendary high-budget XXX blockbusters featuring dreamboat porn stars, shot on luxury resorts with the most beautiful settings in the background and the most beautiful bodies up front. Silvia Saint, Angel Dark, Simony Diamond, Cindy Hope… Man, I just can't keep it up any longer cause the sound of these names makes me get rock-hard all by itself.
The updates at Private are daily. "Daily" doesn't mean that there will be only one video or even 1 pic set a day there. Private's "daily" means that there will be at least one video AND one pic scene offered to you every single day – and in most cases the numbers are even more impressing. Man, this site is definitely going to stun even the most demanding people with crazy appetite for porn. Still… Ha-ha! Looks like I will have to bring Private's rating in Updates section a couple of points down because they don't list upcoming updates. I know that in this case it doesn't sound like a fair decision but rules are rules, sorry.
The quality? Well, yeah, I realize that this review is already growing kinda boring but… It's absolutely perfect too. The videos have the enormous frame size of 1920x1080, which allows me to call them True HD – and allows you to actually view them on even the biggest screen – including your HDTV. It's a pity the photos have the size of 1600x1000Px only, which means they can't deserve the highest rating. Anyway, just keep the fact that they are fuckin' perfect in mind, alright? ;)
Even though Private is a porn network itself, it still comes out with a lot of hot bonuses that it creates on its own and in collaboration with other sites. Here you will be able to see clips from Naked News (only half-naked, unfortunately), you will be able to chat with Private's models and countless hot rookies at Private Live (free chat is available but explicit one-on-one stuff will require additional payments), there are those hot calendars and all latest issues of Private magazine available in e-zine form… In other words, you won't suffer from the lack of freebies here.
As you can see, this is one of those absolutely perfect porn sites that I'm even a little afraid to rate low. Well yeah, in general, the rating will be very high – but Private deserves it even higher. Fuckin' rules… :) This site is a real must-see…
