What I am going to review today is a very special porn site, really – the site that is so much different from all those XXX collections that present their stars as pro fuckers that never have any difficulties in bed. The guy featured at Porn Loser is so unlike all those studs walking around with monstrous Viagra-stimulated boners, fucking bitches in all imaginable positions that even the inventors of Kama Sutra never dreamt of and shooting enormous loads of spunk – sometimes he has trouble getting hard, sometimes he blocks away the most exciting things… In other words, he does all the things that a typical amateur wannabe does – and that’s exactly what makes his source so special.
There is no man-focused gay shit here though (luckily) – Porn Loser is fully dedicated to hardcore sex between the Loser himself and the hottest amateur babes ever! It’s incredible how come he manages to get it on with such dreamboat hotties – but he does manage it somehow! He bangs them, he films him from POV as well as from a bundle of other hot angles (his face remains blurred all the time – Porn Loser tries to avoid publicity, which is, actually, no surprise).
Holy crap, Porn Loser definitely does deserve the title of the “most amateur porn site ever”, my word – this is the conclusion that I can make now after having viewed some of its contents. The guy keeps on rocking the cam like crazy, he doesn’t know shit about the lighting and the questions he asks his models during the interviews that precede the action are the weirdest ones can think of – but all this shit is exactly what creates this very special atmosphere of amateurishness that this site is soaked with!
The Porn Loser hasn’t yet managed to gain up the skills necessary for becoming a better porn actor and director, that’s for sure – inside his site’s archive you are going to find as few as 16 scenes. The dates of updates say that this resource was started back in January 2010, which is four months ago and updated every single week from that moment but… You know, I actually feel a little bit suspicious about this statement cause the design of this source looks a little bit outdated. Anyway, there’s nothing I can tell for sure – and you know that sometimes I get too overprotective, so I guess we should better forget about those suppositions of mine and keep on moving on.
The quality of content supplied by Porn Loser is strange – and, in fact, it makes me feel a little bit suspicious once again. The 1600x1000Px pics are alright, got nothing bad to tell about them – but the videos are already much worse. They have got the frame size of 640x480Px and the bitrate of 1400Kbps. Hmm, I guess that such low-quality stuff is something that is almost impossible to shoot with the help of modern camcorders. Does it mean that Porn Loser is also a porn cheater? I would prefer to avoid making any certain statements here – just keep my speculations in mind, alright?
Talking about the extras, I feel that I should mention Porn Loser’s 11 bonus scenes and the free access to 3 other amateur porn resources – Boned at Home, Naughty Tugs and Naughty Mag. They are all pretty hot and about as amateur as Porn Loser itself – cool, ain’t it?
So, what I can say about Porn Loser is probably the following: the main concept used by this site is totally awesome but the embodiment of it… Well, there are a little too many questions remaining and I guess that I can hardly provide more or less decent answers to them, so I will leave the right to decide whether this source is worth seeing or not to you. Have fun, buddy!
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Review date: 2010-04-30
Primary Category: Couple
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Other Category: Video
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SCORE:
65
Good
Trial: 2.99 $ (3 days recurring)
Monthly: 29.99 $ (30 days recurring)
Monthly: 39.99 $ (30 days non-recurring)
3 Month: 49.99 $ (90 days non-recurring)
Scores
Content Quality
16 / 20
Amount of Content
4 / 20
Updates
14 / 15
Site Design and navigation
11 / 15
Originality
11 / 15
Extras
9 / 15
Other Review Rating
7 / 10 (4 sites)
Users Rating
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Review 2010-04-30
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User comments
I have never seen such tiny-sized collection. It's rather disappointing now, but the schedule of updates look hopeful. Let's wait!

