Porn sites reviews. Honestly.

Here I go to continue my non-stop series of British porn revelations started by Amateur UK and UK Amateur Sex Land – two fairly average XXX resources. What I will be scrutinizing today is Porn British – the third site from the network. Frankly speaking, it doesn’t look any better than the other two – at least from the outside. Its design is perfectly similar to that of Amateur UK – and I have already said how much I didn’t like it. You see, I fairly did think that such porn website design trends were no longer active – all those tiny pics, flashy text descriptions and absolutely no trailer content – sorry, guys, I’m not quite into it! However, there is one thing that you just can’t deny – the collections of those two sites that I have already reviewed were fairly huge. Besides, there was absolutely no problem with the updates there – even despite the shitty looks of the sites and average quality of supplied content, these sources were still getting updated daily! Thus, I won’t say that they are really hopeless – but I still hope that Porn British will turn out to be better than them.

Oops! Looks like all my expectations were just taken and used to wipe the fat dirty ass of some absolutely crazy British porn supplier. In fact, the source that I am to review today is nothing but a compilation of UK Amateur Sex Land and Amateur UK – the sources that I have already mentioned a zillion times in as few as 16 lines of this review of mine. Thus, I guess there’s no need to talk about the exclusiveness of content here, right? This stuff is anything but exclusive! The thing that I just can’t understand is the following: why on Earth did the owners of this UK porn network decide to make Porn British a separate site if the members of Amateur UK can already access UK Amateur Sex Land from the site’s Extras section and vice versa? WHY?!!

Alright, even though we are dealing with a bunch of cheaters here, I will still take the time to describe the stuff presented at Porn British till the end. Why do that? Well, at least you will know what to avoid in future. :) Of course, the size of this source’s archive is large and everything – all in all, there are 3680 photo scenes and 513 movies here. Erm… Well… I have to admit that maybe I was a little too harsh with this source in the beginning of my review, right? :) Yeah, it doesn’t have to do anything with exclusiveness but still – what a fuckin’ huge load of porn it is!!!

If you think that the most important feature of a porn site is the quantity of content it supplies, then Porn British will surely be a must-see for you – but if you think that quality means more, then I’d say that it won’t be a perfect choice. 1024x768Px photos and 750Kbps videos… Will that be enough for you? By today’s standards these showings are not just low – they are laughable! By the way, if you want to laugh a little bit more, then just listen about what I have just discovered in the Extras section of Porn British. There is that Bonus Sites category there, of course – and the very first sources listed there are those Amateur UK and UK Amateur Sex Land! Oh my, LMAO! That’s so nasty of this site’s owners to treat their members like this. :)

Porn British gets updated with 2 pic scenes daily and with 2 videos weekly, so its humongous collection is likely to keep on growing larger and larger in future.

Well, what can I say here? Even after all those bad things that I have already accused Porn British of, I want to finish this review up with quite a positive thing. Hey, if there were people willing to sign up to Amateur UK or UK Amateur Sex Land, why shouldn’t there be someone eager to give this one a try too – after all, it would mean getting access to the same content. :)