Porn sites reviews. Honestly.

Look, I don’t mean to offend anyone but tonight I am glad to present something truly funny to your attention. What I’m looking at right now is a nylon porn site with the scarcest and the least informative free tour that I have ever seen, word! Its name is Nylon Passion and, holy crap, it is funny. Say, what do you usually see when you end up navigating porn paysites’ tour areas? Huge teaser videos shining with impeccable HD clarity, loud promises, enormously long listings of scenes… Right? Well, on the free tour pages of Nylon Passion you won’t see any of the abovementioned – except the loud promises, maybe.

In fact, the free tour here at Nylon Passion consists of quite a few pages – the only problem is that they are anything but informative. Let’s start with the fact that they occupy, like, 20% of your screen. A couple of tiny pictures and some text descriptions in the very center of your monitor, surrounded by dull white and grey background… Damn, that’s not good. Well, it was enough for me to understand that Nylon Passion is about girls posing in pantyhose, playing with their nylons and giving smooth footjobs and hard sex to men but… That was pretty much it. Learning it wasn’t easy and the lack of proper imagery and trailer videos still leaves me feeling that I missed something. But the heck with it – I have got access into this resource’s Members area, so let’s just go inside and examine it from there.

Oh damn… Looks like here we get to the point where I will have to forget about all the initial disappointment and all my bullshitting and actually start soaking up this site’s enormous potential. Okay, the free tour sucked – but the content collection here is simply mind-blowing! I feel like I have just wandered into the dirtiest backstreet in my city, knocked on the rusty door – and was taken into the swankiest nylon fetish club for the chosen! 321 softcore picture galleries, 176 hardcore ones, 97 lesbian ones, 147 solo videos, 100 hardcore nylon fucking videos, 45 lesbian nylon fetish movies… Damn, that’s gonna keep you busy for a very long time, believe my words, buddy.

Still, what I find rather disappointing is the fact that I can’t quite tell you anything about the updates here at Nylon Passion. You see, this site’s Members area is like a whole ton of different galleries – neatly split into niches (Softcore/Hardcore/Lesbian) but not supplied with any dates stating when this or that scene was released here. Thus, I feel totally helpless here, no matter how much I hate to admit it. The updating calendar/schedule of Nylon Passion remains a mystery to me.

On the other hand, the quality of content made available by Nylon Passion shows that even if this site is old, it’s not terribly outdated. The videos here have the frame size of 1280x720Px and the bitrate of 4220Kbps, the pictures here have the resolution of 1300x700Px… Not that bad for a rookie porn site that doesn’t even seem to be getting updated at all, huh?

And the last but definitely not the least: the bonuses. Nylon Passion comes together with 12 other sites that you will have free access to. The best part is that at least one more of them is totally nylon- fixated. Its name is Pantyhose colors and it focuses on sexy babes in various bright and colorful pantyhose. The rest of the sites are cool too – if you ever need a break from all that nylon porn, you will get it here.

Nylon Passion was a real surprise to me, without a doubt. It looked fairly shitty – sorry for my French – but its insides turned out to be just awesome. Nice present in a soaked cardboard box that is simply falling apart – that’s what it looks like. :) But the present is nice – and that’s what matters most.

In one of my previous reviews I have told you about a porn site whose design I supposed to be the most minimalistic on I had ever seen. Well, I admit I was wrong then – the resource that I am to review today literally stuns its visitor with the incredibly modest look of its outside! Frankly speaking, I can’t imagine a person who will decide to sign in to Nylon Passion only after taking a quick look through its free tour pages – simply because there is absolutely nothing exposed there! Three sample photos per page – that doesn’t seem to be enough to turn you on, right? :) On the other hand, I have already reviewed other sites from the porn network that this source belongs to and they proved to be just awesome even though their design was absolutely fucked up as well! Hmm, maybe I should give this one a chance after all… What do you think? Ready to take a look into this mysterious stockings and pantyhose fetish treasury? Yes? Alright, let’s do it then!

Alright, I expected Nylon Passion to be a real tricky one but this… What do you think – how much content this seemingly modest porn collection offers? 100 scenes? 200? 300? Why so skeptical, baby? :) What you will find inside this source’s archives are fuckin’ 594 photo galleries (321 softcore ones, 176 hardcore ones and 97 dedicated to lesbian nylon fetish action) and 299 movies (146 softcore episodes, 99 hardcore ones and 54 lesbian vids)! Isn’t that motherfucking awesome? Now you see that first impressions about porn sites are not always true? All this just makes me wonder what goddamn jerk occupies the place of the marketing manager for Nylon Passion! :) Why make the visitors of this site believe that it’s one out of thousands of low-quality resources that the Web is looming with these days? I just can’t understand it! Of course, some of the scenes listed above represent the chunks of one and the same episode split into several parts – but even with that the size of the porn archive one can enjoy here is absolutely enormous!

I’m really disappointed by the fact that there is absolutely no information about the updates available in the Members area of Nylon Passion – one can easily say that this site has a very long history but does it still get updated or not? Guess that it will remain a mystery forever. Anyway, being offered such a huge load of XXX stuff, I guess I won’t care about the updates THAT much. :)

The quality of the content supplied here cannot be described in short – the point is that the oldest episodes are fairly shitty (the comprise vids with the bitrate of 42Kbps (LOL) and the pics with the resolution of 1024x768Px only) and the freshest ones are absolutely blameless (what you will find inside them are 2400x1600Px photos and 3898Kbps movies). A pretty impressing gap, ain’t it?

Yes, Nylon Passion is a truly enormous site – but its exclusive content is still not everything that you will get if you decide to become one of its members. Along with the access to this stunning nylon porn paradise you will be given the right to enjoy as many as 11 other top-notch XXX sites absolutely for free. Don’t think that you will be interested in any kind of porn except for nylon fetish stuff? Hmm, guess you will like Pantyhose Colors archive as well then! ;) This way or that, the exclusive collection of Nylon Passion as well as its network are simply incredible!

Still remember what I told you about the updates? Well, forget about it, bro – what I have seen inside Nylon Passion is impressing enough to make one understand that updates just don’t mean shit when what you are offered to enjoy are loads, piles, TONS of porn! Have fun!