When I watch vintage porn, I understand that it’s not “porn for oldies” as many refer to it. You don’t have to be a part of the senior generation in order to understand and enjoy retro XXX stuff – when you see at least one vintage movie, you will understand that those people who say that porn used to be better during that famous Golden Age have got a reason behind their words. It really was a bit… Wilder, maybe. Less limited by standards of what is cool and what is not. Retro porn stars really seemed to be having more fun in their flicks because they simply fucked and enjoyed it instead of trying to invent something new and shocking in porn. Screw the era of kitsch that dominates the adult entertainment industry these days. Tonight we will go back to the roots with a site called Mega Classic Porn.
Mega Classic Porn doesn’t just offer you good old XXX stuff – it actually looks rather vintage too! No design, hardly any navigation, flashy thumbnails from scenes featuring gorgeous old timers like Christy Canyon, Amber Lynn, John Holmes and the like… Man, I like it here! Even though everything looks so basic here, Mega Classic Porn appears to be fairly promising. Gotta try it out – from inside the Members area, of course.
Mega Classic Porn says its content is available for viewing both on computer and on TV. Having all those tech gizmos in mind, I move into its Members area for instructions and… Here we come. Option #1: Play the movie by transferring it from computer to TV (USB, S line, video cable). Option #2: Play the movie by burning it on a DVD. Doh! Thanks, Sherlock! :) LOL, that was fun.
But the heck with the funny stuff – let’s better have a quick look through the content collection of Mega Classic Porn. The navigation system is rather messy but even that didn’t prevent me from evaluating its size. All in all, there are 1,224 movies and 4,351 photos here, if I get everything right. I can’t tell you much about the splitting of photos into separate galleries but… There are 46 classic porn stars that are exposed on pictures at Mega Classic Porn. Maybe that will help?
The quality of content here is… Well, the quality is the type you should expect to find at any vintage porn site, I guess. 720x480Px videos with rather low bitrate, 768x512Px pictures… But this is the way porn used to look in the good old times, buddy – it would have been stupid to expect Mega Classic Porn to be an HD resource or something. The only thing that I didn’t quite like here was the fact that movies were available for downloading only as full files – each with the size of 500-700 Megabytes. Might take you a while to download them, you know. Hope your Internet provider company is not too nosy too.
I’m afraid I won’t be able to tell you how frequently Mega Classic Porn gets updated – this type of information is simply not stated anywhere. Hit me in the comments if you manage to find it out somehow – I would really appreciate it. One way or another, even if Mega Classic Porn is not getting updated as frequently as I would like it to, I believe you won’t really notice it – those 1,225 videos will definitely keep you busy for a while. ;)
There’s a whole ton of sorting options allowing you to find the stuff that you are interested in – rare vintage movies, movies featuring some particular porn stars, etc. There’s even a section allowing you to request a movie that you know exists but is not yet available on the pages of Mega Classic Porn. Hmm, that’s cool.
All in all, I can say that I like Mega Classic Porn – even though it looks as old as the XXX flicks that it offers. A little work on the navigation system would do no harm, for sure. And I’m really interested in the updating schedule too. The rest seems to be A-OK.
