Meat my ass review

You say that you love anal porn as much as I do? Come on, homie, gimme a break! It’s been five years since I have started reviewing porn sites and ever since I have been paying most attention to those of them who were dedicated to chicks addicted to taking big meat from the backdoor, so… Guess that it proves my love towards this kind of stuff blamelessly, huh? :) One way or another, tonight I am to review a resource that’s running fat chances of getting pretty close to my own top list of XXX anal destruction sites – its name is Meat My Ass and… Let’s see how high up it will go!

Frankly, I’ve got a pretty controversial feeling here – I haven’t yet got the chance to slide into the Members area of Meat My Ass and I feel rather shaky about it. It looks absolutely blameless, my word but, on the other hand, I have got that strange experience of surfing sites affiliated with this one. They all were great – but more than 50% of them were no longer getting updated, which is a huge pity. Let’s see if Meat My Ass is a part of the main tendency or a wonderful exception from the rule.

So, as usual, the Recent Updates section is the first one that I hit here – and the first one that brings me a king-size portion of disappointment, unfortunately. Meat My Ass is not a terribly outdated site – but the fact that it has remained unchanged for almost 2 months already is something that definitely does not please me. Looks like the owners of this one have decided that it’s already good enough for themselves and for the members and stopped its growth. It was a damn wrong decision though.

The collection of Meat My Ass could have definitely been bigger too – at the moment there are 98 scenes there and I’d say that it’s a rather average showing. Of course, there are sites that get away with even smaller archives and get more or less positive reviews from me – but they do get updated from time to time, at least! This narrow selection of content and the lack of updates look especially disappointing here due to the fact that the content of this source is totally mind-blowing. As far as I see, the exclusive content of this one comes from the same XXX studio where stuff for Brazzers used to be shot – is there any need to say how awesome it is?

The fact that Meat My Ass is getting old surely does affect the quality of the pics and videos supplied there. I ain’t got anything bad to say about the 1500x1000Px pics though – their size is standard and you will find photos with the same resolution even at the most up-to-date resources in the network. The vids, in their turn, are considerably worse than what other sites affiliated with the one under review supply – with their frame size of 640x360Px and their bitrate of 3000Kbps they will still score rather high here at our site – but they are not HD already, for sure.

Looks like I have already mentioned the network of Meat My Ass a whole zillion times already, right? :) It’s high time I provided you with more detailed info about it finally! Together with the membership at this one you will get free access to 12 other resources – all of them really hot but most of them outdated, unfortunately. Anyway, the joint archive of porn offered by them is just humongous – there are 1003 porn stars there and the number of scenes they are featured in is even more impressing. Will that be enough to forget about the weak sides of Meat My Ass and still sign up to it? Don’t know – depends on you personally, I guess. Anyway, this network is better than 99% of the stuff that the Net is looming with these days, so… Why not try it after all?