Here goes another one of those porn sites that make people buzz when leafing through their free tour pages – another one of those porn sites that you will most probably want to join almost involuntarily. So, give it up for Masturbation Page cause it's fuckin' hilarious!
No, really, leafing through its pages now I feel even a little bit weird. Masturbation Page is something bigger than a porn site – it is a place where you can lay your hands on some masturbation porn from famous Yanks (this is said to be complemented with a decent portion of male masturbation scenes) and also a place where you can learn masturbation techniques, communicate with other fans of stroking/rubbing pleasures, read stories... Hell, it's a whole fuckin' masturbation universe! Sometimes it's hot, sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's strange – but at least it's never boring or mainstream. Love this kind of sites. The only problem that kinda gets me disappointed here is that far not everything seems to be up to date at this site. For example, the very hot "Story of the Day" that I have just read on the front page was added into this site's archive back in goddamn 2003! 7 years ago and now it's still the story of the day. Hmm, looks like this one will need more of an in-depth analysis.
So, just like I had expected, the content section of Masturbation Page is basically divided into two main parts – the female masturbation section represented by the humongous archive from Yanks (856 movies and 770 photo scenes) and the male masturbation section represented by Club Stroke (113 movies and 88 photo scenes). Besides, there are also two subcategories for each of these two sections – one containing the professionally made stuff and one containing the pics and videos submitted by the site's members. The latter are not included into the showings I have stated above but, frankly, they are far not as plentiful as one would want them to be – Masturbation Page only seems to mock frantic activity while, strangely, no one seems to be too eager to get himself or herself exposed on the pages of this one – the latest user submissions date back to fuckin' 2009!
The situation with the updates in the pro content section ain't that easy as well. Yanks is growing with the fuckin' speed of light – new masturbation and orgasm and even lesbian sex scenes appear there almost daily. Club Stroke, in its turn, can hardly brag the same results, however. The updating seemed to stop in June 2010. A couple of scenes were also released in December after 6 months of perfect quietness but it looks like it's only a little post-orgasmic spurt that ain't gonna do no good. It will only leave an ugly smear of disappointment on the underwear of your porn experience, talking metaphorically. :)
So, even though this site is not so bad in terms of supplying professionally made masturbation content, its social side is a mess. Judging by the stats section, there are only 4 users online at the moment – and no one seems to be too eager to have a word with me. The forums are outdated and the chat room is deadly quiet. What a miserable show.
Even in spite of the fact that I liked certain things at Masturbation Page (take its 3000Kbps female masturbation videos and 2800x1860Px pics, for instance), I'm leaving it with the sense of disappointment and pity. It doesn't match one's expectations even though the things that it promises sound very tempting. Sure, it's us and only us, porn surfers, who can revive it but... Frankly, I ain't that eager to do it. What about you?
