Hey, I was actually starting to think that site looking like Lovely Teen Land from the outside were going extinct slowly but surely but… This site is back to bring me down again! Looking like one of them ugly XXX resources from the 1990s it storms back into my life, only to show that nothing has changed inside it over the past few years. The same 12 scenes, the same low quality. I wonder why I had to come back here and review it once again at all! Oh boy, that’s so disappointing.
It should be noted, however, that some changes were made here – but that was only inside the Bonus Sites area, unfortunately. There are 27 sites now and even though a couple of them really shine these days, the majority is as dull as Lovely Teen Land itself. This kingdom of dull, outdated low-quality porn is just freaking me out, my word! So utterly disappointing. No, I don’t think I will ever recommend anyone to come visit this resource – unless those people have done something really bad to me. :)
The abundance of teen porn sites really makes me suspect that decent young tarts no longer exist – or if they do exist, they are ugly! :) No bullshit, man – those XXX resources are just stacked with pics and videos of gorgeous barely legal sluts fucking like street hookers! Tonight we are going to take a closer look at another teen porn treasury called
Lovely Teen Land – and see how many young kitties it has got on its “spoilt” list. ;) Hopefully, this list is long.
Well, after taking a look at the index and free tour pages of this resource, I will say that I would have been impressed by it in one case only – if I was reviewing it a couple of years ago (or maybe even more than that). Really, this site looks so flagrantly outdated that I don’t even know what made its owners provide me with the free reviewer’s access to it – maybe there’s something very special awaiting me inside? Frankly speaking, that’s the only thing that I find appealing here – I would have said that the girls are hot here too – but, unfortunately, the blurred thumbnails don’t allow me to tell it for sure. :) Anyway, let’s give this enigmatically shitty resource a closer examination!
Erm… What the fuck? :) What the fuck is this resource all about, man? I don’t know whether I should laugh my ass off or cry – frankly speaking, thinking of the people who got access to this one for real money out of their real e-wallets makes me wanna do the latter. The reason why I’m so fuckin’ shocked is simple – Lovely Teen Land is trying to make a living by offering you the access to 12 scenes! 12 disgustingly low-quality scenes that were published here back in 2007! Man, in fact, they look like they were shot even earlier than in 2007 – their quality leaves much to be desired and this is something that I can tell for sure without even having to download them! Jeez, this site looks like one big yet very nasty joke.
I knew that the quality of the junk here was shitty – but I still had to write something in order to finish this review, so I moved on into the content section of
Lovely Teen Land. :) The videos here are available in two quality options – 716Kbps and 150Kbps, each being too low by today’s standards, no doubt. The pics? The pics are not any better – they have the resolution of 720x576Px, which makes me think they are simple screencaps and, in addition to everything stated above, start to doubt the exclusiveness of this resource’s content. While I was looking through this stuff, I managed to notice that the girls featured here were really hot – but, sorry, I still don’t regard it as a reason sufficient enough to make me recommend this resource to you.
The only thing that doesn’t look disgusting here is the Bonus section where you can find the listing of 25 bonus sites and several dozens of multi-niche video feeds all of which will offer their content to you absolutely for free. What is the most surprising is the fact that some of those 25 resources still can brag really big collections and content of decent quality – and they still get updated! Hmm, maybe after all Lovely Teen Land can be used as the gateway to such stunners as
18 Virgin sex,
Young Porn Home Video or
Spoiled virgins? Oh yeah, these bonuses definitely do rock!
So, my surf through
Lovely Teen Land is finally over and I’m ready to come up with a pretty surprising conclusion. Even though this site itself is absolutely shitty, the bonuses that it provides make me wanna recommend it to all teen porn admirers! Quite a strange verdict, huh? :) Well, if only you saw those network sites, you would have understood what I mean!
