Les Archive is a lesbian porn site whose owners are obviously not afraid to make really loud statements on its pages. Web’s biggest lesbian site, Web’s favorite lesbian mega-site and so and so on… These are the things that Les Archive tells about itself. Well, I can’t deny the fact that they sound very, very tempting. However, they don’t quite fall together with the things I see on the site’s front page and in its free tour area. The main disadvantage of Les Archive is its seemingly low quality. I don’t want to make any conclusions before I actually see and download it all but from the first sight the pics and the videos seem to be rather blurred here.
Erm, what the heck is that? Well, I’m inside the Members area of Les Archive and you know what? This site’s owners are the first on my list of dishonest people now. Liar, liar, pants on fire… The front page of Les Archive promised me daily updates and even said that the last time this site was updated was today, on January 7th, 2012 – but the info inside the restricted zone of the site is completely different! The freshest updates here are claimed to date back to June 2011! Les Archive is 6 months too old already and… Well, trying to hide it is bad. Really, really bad.
Web’s biggest lesbian site, huh? Well, I don’t think I can come up with the exact list of lesbian porn sites that are larger than Les Archive right now cause I’m too lazy to leaf through my previous site reviews but I’m sure that there are quite some resources that can outperform Les Archive and its 1,818 photo galleries and 324 movies. I wouldn’t say that these showings are too low though – they are just awesome and everything. What I want to highlight is just the fact that there are sites bigger than Les Archive and that, once again, lying is fucking bad!
Surprisingly, I can’t say that the quality of content at Les Archive is too bad. It’s decent, fairly decent, no BS. What I like most of all are those 2000x1333Px pictures that look totally mind- blowing on almost any screen. I bet that they would look fine even on your widescreen telly if you are into watching porn as if you are in adult movie theater. Those 640x480Px at 2100Kbps videos are not as impressing, however, but they are more or less alright too. Hope you don’t mind them being available in MP4 format only though. I myself prefer watching porn in WMV but… The heck with it, guess it’s just me being too picky again.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think I can see any links to bonus content here. Well, yeah, there are those teasers taking you to various third-party porn resources, live cam chat systems and shit like that but, just like it happens in the majority of cases, all those links are bullshit. You are given a good teasing and then you are made to pay again. That sucks. And that’s definitely not real bonus stuff. Even that VirtuaGirl HD banner on the front page of the Members area is not 100% true. You will get a couple of sexy strippers on your desktop but, just like it is supposed to be in a real strip club, you will end up stuffing real bucks into their virtual panties.
Even though Les Archive is a truly outstanding one in terms of size, I still don’t think it deserves being called Web’s favorite lesbian site and shit like that. It is a big porn site, it is a hot porn site but the fact that it’s no longer being updated and the fact that its promises are often a bit too loud to match the real state of affairs suck. Yup, as simple as that. Guess there are lesbian porn sites you will love more than this one. Sorry if that sounded too rough.
