I love monster cocks review

You say it’s great to be a well-endowed man and stuff? Well, it looks like the male stars of I Love Monster Cocks will disagree with you – simply cause they are so well-endowed that even the most famous and, consequently, the most skillful porn bitches sometimes refuse to take their humongous shafts down their holes and get away with some sucking and titjob! Fortunately, they are not plentiful, so you will also be able to see a good deal of pussy destruction scenes there as well.

In fact, the cast of this site is exactly what attracts me most in it – Puma Swede, Cassandra Calogera, Eva Angelina – all these names sound like music to me, no bullshit. In addition to sporting such awesome looks, they also turn out to be so good at handling monstrous dicks – they gobble 9-inchers down wonderfully as if not noticing that the very heads of those dongs already occupy the whole of their mouths. By the way, there is another surprising peculiarity of I Love Monster Cocks – all the super-hung guys featured there are white. Got something to aim at now, homie? :)

So, unfortunately, it looks like the introduction to this review was a much more positive thing than its main body is going to be – what really pisses me off here is the fact that the last time I Love Monster Cocks got updated was damn long ago – in October 2009, to be precise. Since now it is May 2010, I’m not that likely to believe that it was just a little delay and the updating will recommence soon. Looks like the owners of this site decided to quit it for good, which is a huge pity cause its arousing potential is something that just can’t be denied.

It’s no surprise that this site is also a long way behind the rest of its network in terms of content quality – while those of the network sites that still get updated already supply their members with 1920x1080Px at 8000Kbps videos, I Love Monster Cocks will only be able to offer 640x360Px at 3000Kbps ones to you. Well, if you take average quality of porn provided on the Net these days into account for comparison, this showing won’t seem terribly bad, I suppose – but it’s also not good either. I’m also not that stunned with 1500x1000Px photos supplied here but this is more of a specialty at the whole of the network – and at the whole of the hardcore porn industry, I suppose.

In fact, I Love Monster Cocks turns out to be a site with a pretty rich history – it was launched in August 2007 and regularly updated for quite some time before it finally got shut down. At the moment there are 63 full-time 100% exclusive scenes of XXL pussy attacks available inside its archive but, as I have already said, you won’t probably be that much impressed by their quality – especially by the quality of those scenes that date back to 2007.

The best part about I Love Monster Cocks is, perhaps, its network. It comprises 13 Kickass XXX resources most of which, unfortunately, have recently stopped getting updated as well – but still I will say that most of them are so hot that they are very likely to turn your cock into a throbbing piece of steel the very moment you see them. Milfs and teens, throat-fucking and messy facials, interracial sex and busty hoochies – this network covers a whole lot of niches and will probably impress a good deal of porn surfers too.

Okay, I agree that I Love Monster Cocks is bad in a number of ways – but there are also good points about it and, frankly, I would even say that it’s not any worse than the majority of porn sites currently out there on the Net – and even better than some of them. Anyway, it’s not the best in the biz either – so I guess that it’s up to you to decide whether you will go for it or not.