You say that a 17-month-long gap in the updating at Huge Hardon really brought you down? Well, what are you going to say about 36 months spent waiting and not getting anything then? Yeah, this is exactly the case at this site – it’s been almost three years since the last time something new appeared here. That is totally unacceptable, so there’s no way I’m recommending you to sign up to this site.
But then there is that network that it belongs to again. Reality gang, which is how it is called, is a pretty tempting destination after all – especially now that it belongs to Playboy. The Playboy, right. All in all, there are 37 sites comprising this network with the total of 1,900+ scenes offered but… Hey, what I don’t like at all here is the fact that only one of those 37 sites is still getting updated. Its updates are daily though, so it might still be alright after all. Plus, there are all those numerous free porn video feeds and sexy teasers from Naked News… Well, who knows, maybe Huge Hardon’s network will be of some interest to you. I’m sure that this very site itself will not though.
There are girls who say that they love big dicks openly, there are those who blush and turn their eyes down at the mere mentioning of the word "cock" and always try to force you into thinking that size doesn't matter. Well, who is the latter kind of babes trying to fool? Everyone knows that any chick loses her mind completely when she sees a unit big enough and comes grinding on it like crazy when she is allowed to – so why deny it? Let's better prove this fact once again at Huge Hardon, which is the name of the site under review tonight!
Well, in fact, I wouldn't say that the men featured at
Huge Hardon are that stunningly hung – the units they sport are really really big, yet not monstrous. This is something that I myself surely do not mind – seeing pleasure on the chicks' faces is much more exciting that watching them grimacing from pain and fear trying to show that they are enjoying the way foot-long trouser snakes feel inside their pussies and assholes. The male stars of this resource are perfectly hung, I would say – both the white and the black ones are.
Hmm, well… Unfortunately, it looks like there's something that I will have to bring you down with from the very first moments. Huge Hardon turns out to be a pretty hot though a terribly outdated resource! There hasn't been any new scenes published at it for what seems to be a fuckin' eternity already – the last time it was updated was one year and five months ago. Can I call a site like this good enough? You kidding? I would never risk losing my face and telling this kind of shit in any of my reviews!
The fact that the content at
Huge Hardon is outdated brings about lower quality – much lower quality. The videos sport relatively decent bitrate of 2500Kbps but their frame size is simply laughable. In fact, I believe that 640x480Px was not that much even in the beginning of 2009 and I'm not even mentioning these days. The pics are not any better – and I would actually say that they are even worse cause they are plain 640x480Px screencaps, not full-size images. Oh gosh, this sucks.
I doubt that a wide selection of this outdated low-quality content is something that would have saved the situation here but… Anyway, don't worry as it's not there either. :) The irony is that the collection of Huge Hardon is just tiny – everything that's awaiting you inside it at the moment are as few as 15 scenes! Can you just imagine it? Frankly, I would never envy the person who turns out to be unlucky enough to sign up to this one.
Well, on the other hand,
Huge Hardon turns out to be a part of a pretty impressing network. If you still happen to sign up to it due to some wicked reason, you will also get a humongous consolation prize comprising free unlimited access to 8 sites by Playboy, 17 sites by
Club Jenna (network dedicated to sort-of-vintage stuff from the most prominent porn stars of the 1990's) and, above it all, 35 sites by
Reality gang! If big dick porn is your biggest passion, then the latter network will be of most interest to you as it comprises a bunch of other sites dedicated to very well-endowed studs. There are those
Donger brothers,
Eat my black meat,
Big sausage pizza and… Well, if the former two are only slightly better than Huge Hardon, the latter is a site that I can hardly tell anything bad about.
Big sausage pizza is a real porn legend!
Does that bonus stuff turn Huge Hardon into more of a tempting destination for a porn hunter? I guess that this is the question that each of you will have to answer for himself while I will simply wash my hands of it. Bye-bye,
Huge Hardon!
