Porn sites reviews. Honestly.

Back in 2009 the terrible design of Horny in Hospital made me crinkle my nose and bullshit about it in my review. Now it really makes me wanna puke, no BS. What used to be at least partially acceptable 2 years ago is looking absolutely insane now. Damn, if they want to continue marketing their site, why don’t they fucking change the way it looks?!

Or are they THAT interested in it after all? The site hasn’t grown up even a tiny bit since 2009. To tell even more, it hasn’t grown up at all even since 2007 when the last update was published inside its Members area. I really mean it when I say “the last”. Even in spite of being really optimistic and shit, I don’t think that anything is going to change here in future.

The bonuses? Well, there were 2 more sites added to the list of those 25 but… This addition doesn’t seem too inspiring as most of those 27 sites that are currently included into one’s membership at Horny in Hospital for free are as small and as outdated as it is. Bummer! I don’t like that!

Sex with a nurse surely does belong to the number of the most widespread fantasies among men. I can’t tell if really many ladies dream of getting it on with doctors (especially gynos) – those whom I asked did not, at least. Anyway, medical fetish porn has always been on the rise – I have already reviewed a bunch of resources offering various content ranging from simple sex with uniformed medical sluts to kinky pussy and asshole examinations and… I should admit that I liked quite a lot of them. Tonight I will be coping with Horny in Hospital – another XXX resource in this niche – let’s see if it turns out to be a good one or not!

Frankly speaking, the free tour pages of this resource didn’t impress me at all – fucked up design and blurred teaser pics were definitely pointing at one of two things – Horny in Hospital is either an outdated site, or a site that has never been redesigned throughout its long long history. I really hope that the second of these two options will apply in this case but, as usual, there is no other way to answer this question except checking the inside of this resource personally!

Alright, I’m very sorry to bring you down so quickly, especially after a relatively promising beginning of the review and shit – but I won’t beat around the bush and tell you straight away that Horny in Hospital sucks. Those of you who don’t want to mess with low-quality resources, feel free to close this page right now. Those who remain, help me try to find at least something good here. :) Of course, I bet that finding good features in a site offering you as few as 20 scenes will be one damn hard thing to do but I will still make an attempt to.

Updating schedule? Well, that’s surely not the good feature I was talking about – with the last update released in 2007, Horny in Hospital surely doesn’t match my perception of the term “regularly updated porn site”. Of course, if you look at the bonuses that it supplies to you for free – and take a look at the updating schedules at the extra sites, you will definitely be much more pleased but… Well, I will tell you about the bonuses a little bit later, okay? :)

The quality? No, that’s a miss again – after all, Horny in Hospital is more than 2 years old, so it wouldn’t be too smart to expect the stuff it supplies to you to be crystal-clear, right? :) Videos with the bitrate of 1200Kbps in the highest quality option and of 600Kbps in the lowest, pics with the resolution of 720x576Px (I don’t think I can call them pics actually as they are regular screencaps) – all this matches the fucked-up image of this resource perfectly, doesn’t it? Well, I’m doing my best to keep on perceiving everything I see here as a joke – but I’m slowly running out of patience, you know.

The bonuses? Finally!!! Finally I have managed to find something that is worth at least some attention here! Hallelujah! Of course, if medical porn is the only kink of yours, what you will read in this paragraph still won’t impress you – but if you are more of a mainstream hardcore porn lover, guess you will be glad to hear that the membership at Horny in Hospital will give you the right to enjoy the collection of 25 other multi-niche sites and several dozens of video feeds! Well, some of those 25 resources are as bad as the one under review itself – but there are ones that offer really hot and really qualitative collections that get updated regularly too!

So should I regard Horny in Hospital as a separate porn site? Oh come on, gimme a break! As a part of its network, it’s good – but not more than that. Thus, if medical fetish is your one and only passion, I advise you to keep away from this site! Otherwise, feel free to pop in!