Fart fantasy review

Farting porn is something very special – something that you either love or hate and there's surely no way one can stay indifferent to this kind of stuff. If you are the kind that gets horny when a girl near you blasts a fart instead of letting out a giggle and trying to wave the stench away, I think you will be interested in the site that is under review today – the site called Fart Fantasy. What you will see here is a bundle of solo girls posing naked in front of camera, playing with themselves and passing gas like they have just got loaded with a couple of pounds of Mexican food from some dirty roadside Taco Bell or something. :) There is no hardcore shit – only solo action with a good deal of close-ups actually letting you see the girls' chutes in the very process of farting. Mmm, that's something.

Fart Fantasy is an interesting one, no doubt – but will you like it? That's a good question cause both its design and its trailer stuff look fairly dull. I really hope that what I will find on the inside is better but... Hoping sucks – and a good scrupulous examination of a porn site's Members area is something that I will never miss to make when I'm reviewing this or that resource. Let's do it together!

Well, screw the design and the quality – when I saw the size of the archive available inside Fart Fantasy, I was just stunned! Yeah, this source occupies a damn narrow niche, no doubt – but what it actually offers to its members is something mind-blowing, no shit! 1037 videos – each of them featuring a luscious farting hottie! 1037 videos! Holy crap, this is the kind of collection that far not every mainstream site can offer to you – save niched ones. Damn, this is surely going to satisfy your hunger for farting porn, no matter how huge your appetite actually is, don't you find?

What I find even more impressing is the updating schedule here. Think that a site offering content as exquisite as this must be dating back to fuckin' ancient times and supplying one or two scenes monthly? Well, if you say so, you will be wrong. Fart Fantasy was launched back in 2007 and updated every single day with no exceptions since then. Okay, now I see that the size of its archive is no surprise – that's what daily updates are capable of, baby! ;)

Okay, here comes the thing that you will probably not find as appealing as the info about the size of this site's collection and about the regularity of its updates. Unfortunately, Fart Fantasy can offer you only videos – no pics at all. On the other hand, why care about the pics in farting porn? Even the movies can't let you feel the smell when there's a bitch cutting cheese right in front of you and the pics are even more useless as they don't even let you hear the sound and see the sexy opening and contraction of the babe's anus in the process of gas-making. The vids, surprisingly, are pretty good here – even though the trailers looked absolutely yucky from the first sight, the full vids turned out to have relatively decent frame size of 852x480Px and the bitrate of over 2400Kbps. This is not HD – but it's more than enough to score the highest at our site. Besides, there are also those iPhone and iPad versions of the movs available, which makes the process of enjoying farting porn much easier for those who are always on the go.

I have to admit I was feeling rather skeptical about Fart Fantasy at first and now I end up praising it even in spite of the fact that it's lacking pics and bonuses. You know, even though it looks bad and even though some parts of it still leave something to be desired, its positive features (collection size, updates and quality) outweigh those little imperfections with no sweat.