Porn sites reviews. Honestly.

There’s hardly anything that can look as provoking as pure innocence – them teenage girls whose lovely faces almost scream that they don’t know a thing about sex are the ones that never fail to give men good rock-hard boners. Wanna try this effect on yourself? Well, then Erotic Nymphets is a site that you will most probably want to try.

Fully dedicated to barely legal teenage cuties (most of whom are actually said to be virgin), Erotic Nymphets shows its charming petite models in the pink and with their curious fingers exploring even the most intimate nooks of their tight bodies. They pose naked in front of the camera, they play with themselves (they never mind using some toys in their games, by the way), they get it on with each other and… The rumor is that some of them also end up handling cock on the pages of Erotic Nymphets! Can’t certify that cause I haven’t seen anything of that kind in the teaser scenes yet but who knows – maybe there is some hardcore content inside this site after all. Guess that entering it and checking it out would be the smartest idea here.

Wait, wait, not yet… When I was leafing through the free tour pages, ready to proceed into the Members area, I ran into something very disappointing. The listing of Erotic Nymphets’ updates is available right there on the outside of this resource and it looks anything but inspiring. It turns out that the site’s freshest updates date back to 2004! Damn, that’s old enough for me to call them stale already, I suppose. What do you think? Is 2004 good enough for you? I bet that it is not.

But well, screw it. Erotic Nymphets still needs a review after all and I will give it what it needs, even in spite of that disappointing thing with the updates. Leaving the free tour pages behind and heading on into the Members area. Well, well, well, what do we have here? 74 picture galleries and… As few as 13 videos. Damn, that is even more disappointing than the situation with the updates. Plus, as far as I see, the hardcore content promises were in vain – or there are so few hardcore scenes here that I simply can’t find them.

The quality of content? Well, I’d even say that it’s pretty high for the epoch that Erotic Nymphets dates back to – back in 2004 this resource was probably regarded as a real kick-ass one. 1280x853Px pictures, videos with the frame size of 720x576Px… Well, that was definitely good enough back then – but it ain’t shit today. By the way, looking at the Russian and Eastern European models of Erotic Nymphets, I would even suggest that they come from a time earlier than 2004. The way they are dressed and their shabby looks resemble those of Soviet prostitutes!

As you can see, Erotic Nymphets is even more than just disappointing. However, there is at least one good feature in it – and that feature is its bonus network. If you ever get fooled into joining this resource, there will be no need to go desperate – there will be 12 other sites for you to enjoy for free. Many of them focus your attention on amateur chicks too and the best part is that some of them still keep on getting updated. Well, that should definitely earn a couple of saving points for Erotic Nymphets, shouldn’t it?

But even with that bonus stuff Erotic Nymphets doesn’t look too appealing. I mean, come on, it dates back to 2004! You’ve got to be a real jackass to join a porn site as outdated as this. But well… Maybe you will fall for some of its models and it will happen all by itself. I don’t know, let’s try.

The outside of Erotic Nymphets is definitely not a masterpiece of Web design – the stuff exposed here is not flashy and qualitative enough to match the growing demands of today’s porn surfers. However, it has to be said that it’s not the design of a porn site that is considered most important about it, right? :) What I’m much more eager to see here is this site’s collection! You know, all these promises of 100% exclusive content featuring young VIRGIN (!!!) ladies from Russia just make me drool! I’ve just taken a look through the free tour pages and of course I’m just dying to cum in and see everything with my own eyes but… There is one very disappointing thing that I feel I have to say in the very beginning of this review. The point is that I’m 99% sure that Erotic Nymphets no longer gets updated – the list of updates on the second free tour page proudly lists scenes that were added into the site’s archive back in 2005! Boo! :( That’s not the updating schedule that you actually want to see at a premium XXX site, right? Well, I guess making hasty assumptions is not too much of a productive thing, so let’s just enter the restricted area of Erotic Nymphets and see what it’s all about.

The collection of content supplied by the resource under review is not actually that huge – there are 74 photo scenes and only 13 movies offered here. Frankly speaking, I’m even more than just disappointed – the XXX network that Erotic Nymphets belongs to is one that has never managed to disappoint me so far. Alright, looks like nothing lasts eternally and my positive attitude towards it is not an exception from the rule.

Actually, you know what… The amount of content is far not the most disappointing thing about Erotic Nymphets. Alright, I agree that 1280x853Px photos are still large enough to match the high demands of today but the vids with the bitrate of 126Kbps! My granddad would have laughed at porn content of such disgusting quality! It’s been a very long time since I saw XXX movies of such fucked up quality – as I recall, even in 2005 they weren’t actually THAT bad! :)

Oh yeah, I have almost forgotten to tell you that my gravest expectations concerning the regularity of the updates turned out to be true. Erotic Nymphets does not get updated any longer – and it seems to be the main reason why its collection is so shitty and so tiny. Man, I wonder what happened here. Russia suddenly ran out of virgins willing to star in erotica movies? :) Kinda hard to believe that.

On the other hand, there is one thing that can make you forget about the fucked up collection of Erotic Nymphets if you happen to be unlucky enough to become one of its members. It’s the bonus section, man! Luckily, the sites presented here (there are as many as 11 of them) are much better than this one itself. They are much larger, the amount of content they offer is just mind-blowing (how else would you refer to 3898Kbps videos, huh?) – and they seem to be getting updated on regular basis! It’s amazing how this piece of shit finally turns out to be capable of to taking you straight to a real porn paradise! Well, maybe there aren’t too many virgins starring at other sites comprising this network – but I can say for sure that there are enough fresh teens at least (as well as enough other sultry hoes – matures, drunk babes, submissive bondmaids, etc).

Alright, it’s absolutely no surprise that I call Erotic Nymphets a pure disaster, right? However, I really recommend you giving its network a try – it is good enough to make you forget about all the negative emotions you got here! Have fun!