Drunk moms review

I’m sure that there is hardly anyone who can accuse mature ladies of being too decent – but there is one thing that never fails to make them oldies come completely loose. Wanna know what this magic elixir is? Well, everything is so much simpler than you think, baby – what I’m talking about here is Booze Almighty! Get a date with a mature beauty, take a sip of something tasty and alcoholic enough with her and… Get ready to get your cock handled in the kinkiest way one can think of. That’s the rule that never fails to work and gets proven in the perfect manner at Drunk Moms!

The only thing that I didn’t like in this site straight from the start is the way it looks. No, I don’t mean the arousing potential of its content and shit here – what bugs me and bugs me a lot at Drunk Moms is the quality of teaser content. Since most porn sites try to show the best they are capable of on the outside, I’m afraid that this one will not be able to impress us much. Anyway, why make hasty conclusions at all? Let’s better come into this one and check it out from the inside!

I typed in my username and password, I got them approved, I licked my dry lips in anticipation and… There it went – the Members area of Drunk Moms that didn’t even belong to it, actually. The site that I have got in my browser window now is called Drunk Sex TV, it has totally shitty design, it offers loads of strange categories like “Drunk Moms”, “More Drunk Moms”, “Drunk Horny Wives” and even “Drunk Old Men”, shit like that. Is it actually what I was supposed to get here? The total count of scenes is as follows: there are 37 scenes of sex with drunk mature women, 15 “good moms gone bad”, 15 plain mature hardcore movies, 21 scene from drunk men Fucking Young babes and 7 scenes from wasted swingers. Talking about the photo episodes, I think I can count something around 200 of them here but, again, far not all of them feature drunk oldies. This archive is not that bad – but it’s definitely not as good as I hoped it would be.

The updates here? Oh come on, gimme a break! There is not even a single update date mentioned and, as for me, it can mean only one thing – Drunk Moms is not getting updated any longer even in spite of its insides stating the opposite. I see that these guys are trying to pass their resource for a regularly updated one but, sorry, I don’t think that I’m too eager to believe it.

It’s cool that the membership at this site comes together with a pile of bonuses – without them the whole thing would seem much much graver, I think. Being a part of the Maximum Matures porn network, Drunk Moms can give you free access into the Members areas of as many as 7 other XXX resources dedicated to oldies. I suspect that a large chunk of those bonus archives has already been exposed in some of the strangest sections of Drunk Moms – but this supposition of mine ain’t got anything able to prove it, in fact.

Now comes the time to talk about the thing that bothers me most at Drunk Moms – the quality of this resource’s content. The pics here have the resolution of 1024x768Px, the videos brag the frame size of 720x576Px and the bitrate of 1300Kbps, which can point at one thing actually – this site’s content is damn outdated!

I have been a little too emotional while writing this review, I guess – and the worst thing is that most of my emotions have been outstandingly negative. I could have called Drunk Moms a good one a long long time ago but I’m surely not ready to do it now. Buddy, this site leaves much to be desired even in spite of its overall amateurish charm and seductiveness.