There are many people who think that massage is not really a means of getting your body to relax but more of a prelude to sex and… You know, looking at Dirty Masseur, which is the porn site that I get to review tonight, I’m anything but willing to argue with them. The bitches you will see here get all naked when entering the masseur’s room, then they get oiled up abundantly and… Somewhere in the middle of tender back rubbing the masseur’s hand slips a bit too low and kaboom! The girls’ inner freaks come unleashed. The very next minute they end up gagging on the masseur’s cock, soon to get up on top of it and ride it like cowgirls on a rodeo.
On the other hand, the ladies you will see at Dirty Masseur are not plain bimbos you can see in every spa salon. They are real top-notch porn stars – the type that get all wet at the mere sight of a big cock bulging under any man’s pants. Tasha Reign, Lezley Zen, Asa Akira… Dirty Masseur is only visited by those babes whose holes are always itching for a good fuck and whose bodies look as if they were made for being oiled up and exposed to hordes of horny men. Yeah, the lineup is just blameless here.
Hmm, here we are inside the Members area and what do we see here? Apparently, Dirty Masseur is not that much of an old porn site – almost all of its scenes date back to one and the same day, November 6th, 2011. This is probably when this site was launched. Since then there has been only one update made on December 23… Does it give me enough information to say that Dirty Masseur is getting updated monthly? I don’t know, I have to admit – there is no calendar of upcoming updates here, so I guess that the updating can either slow down or pick up the pace. Or stop even – even though this is a case I don’t even want to think about.
Quite expectedly, this brand-new site turns out to be rather small – it hasn’t yet had the time to build up a collection big enough and… Well, if it keeps on getting updated monthly, it’s gonna take it ages to turn into a real must-see. So far there are as few as 11 scenes here and even though I can’t deny their enormous exciting potential, I still think that that’s not quite enough. Don’t you feel so too?
Surprisingly, this site doesn’t contain any pictures at all – well, if you don’t take three teaser pics available for every scene into account. I wouldn’t say that I mind it that much cause I’m mostly after movies at porn sites that I visit but, who knows, maybe there’s someone who likes stills more. If you are one of those people who prefer pics to videos, then Dirty Masseur is probably not a perfect one for you. But if you like movies, it’s definitely not going to disappoint you – those vids that it offers are available in 720p HD quality and are so fucking hot. Both the masseur and his customers really seem to know what they are doing there.
It doesn’t look like Dirty Masseur has got any extras to offer to you. Well, its owners are damn brave then – starting a website all on their own without any backup… The XXX ocean is swarming with big sharks these days, so I don’t know if they are going to make it on their own – but, again, let’s thank them for trying.
So, what can I say here? Frankly, I liked each and every scene offered by Dirty Masseur (that wasn’t too hard though as there are so few of them) – but I still think that this site is not yet big enough to compete with the major players in the biz. Well, of course, if you get hard at the mere thought of seeing some uber-sexy babe getting an oily massage, then go ahead – this site won’t bring you down.
