Porn sites reviews. Honestly.

Hi, boys and girls… Ready for my little porn tale? Then sit down and listen up cause I’ve got a lot to tell about my today’s site under repeated review – Dirty Ass 2 Mouth. The first and the most important thing about it is the following: if you are looking for ATM porn and nothing but ATM porn, don’t sign up to it. I mean, come on, nothing has changed on its pages since 2008 – it has got the same 20 scenes of fairly low quality (by today’s standards, at least) to offer to you and it doesn’t look like it’s gonna grow any bigger with time.

What did change, however, is the selection of bonuses that you will get for free at Dirty Ass 2 Mouth when you join it (if you are jackass enough to join a site with as few as 20 scenes behind its belt). Right now there are 27 bonus resources and… yeah, a couple of them still keep on getting updated, which rocks. So not everything is THAT hopeless here after all. Not everything – but Dirty Ass 2 Mouth itself is hopeless. There’s just no need to deny it.

Those teen porn sites… When you see regular teens on the streets of your city, you hardly suspect them of being capable of pulling some real dirty sex tricks as they all look so sweet and so innocent. However, as far as I see, it’s real dirty teen porn sites like Dirty Ass 2 Mouth that help you to understand the real nature of barely legal girls! In fact, these innocent-looking petite honeys turn into real lionesses when older guys offer them to try their cocks and show what they are up to. “You want to prove you are old enough?” “I am old enough, you stupid!” “Then take this cock up your ass and then suck it!” “You think I can’t do it? Well, I’m gonna show you then!” Bingo! This is how things are done at Dirty Ass 2 Mouth, buddy! Don’t be misled by the surprisingly decent looks of the girls featured here – the free tour pages will make you understand that they are not the goodie-goodies that they seem to be! Alright, I’m already feeling even more than just horny, so… I don’t know about you – but I’m coming in!

Well, erm… I did notice that the outside of this resource was looking kinda strange and everything but I surely didn’t think that the situation was THAT bad here. Alright, let’s start off with the description of the size of this site’s archive. It sucks – and suck badly since everything that you will get for your money here (I’m not talking about the bonus stuff yet – I will turn back to this matter a little later) are 20 scenes. As few as 20 scenes! Hmm, frankly, I don’t know too many sources that try to paddle in the ocean of top-notch XXX sites with such small collection of content at their disposal.

The situation with the updates is very likely to make you laugh, my word. See, Dirty Ass 2 Mouth was started back in 2005 and at that time it used to offer its members 12 scenes. The owners of this resource quickly understood that it wasn’t enough – and added 3 more updates in 2006. :) Still not enough? Damn, screw these members, they are so greedy! That generous update was followed by two new movies in 2007 and 3 – in 2008. 2009 wasn’t marked with any new releases – and I don’t think that the situation is going to change in 2010, really.

Needless to say, the quality of content here leaves much to be desired – or, at least, the quality of the oldest scenes does, since the ones that got published in 2008 were already quite decent. Movies reaching the bitrate of 2200Kbps and the pics with the resolution of up to 1200x800Px – that’s not that terrible already, huh? :) Anyway, I guess that real porn connoisseurs will hardly be satisfied with what they are going to find here.

The situation with the bonuses is what pleases me most at Dirty Ass 2 Mouth – since this resource belongs to a totally mind-blowing network comprising 26 exclusive XXX sites and several dozens of video feeds (the right to access all of them will be available to you for free), I guess that it might still be worth taking a look at after all, huh? Sure, teen anal porn is far not the only niche covered by this network but, believe me, Dirty Ass 2 Mouth is definitely not the only source dedicated to chocolate cha cha that you will be able to enjoy.

So what can I finish this review up with? I wouldn’t say that I’m utterly disappointed with the things that I have found inside this site’s archive – but I would say that the only thing that keeps me from getting outstandingly pissed off is the wide variety of bonuses. Without them Dirty Ass 2 Mouth ain’t shit and with them… Damn, I guess that if I was to estimate the potential of this network as a whole, I would even recommend you to visit it!