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Contortionist Review date: 2012-03-08
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SCORE:

70

Good
(-7)
Contortionist is a part of a porn network comprising 37 sites
Trial: 1 $ (3 days non-recurring)
Monthly: 24.95 $ (30 days non-recurring)
3 Month: 58.95 $ (90 days non-recurring)
1 Year: 95.95 $ (365 days non-recurring)

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Content Quality
18 / 20  
Amount of Content
8 / 20  
Updates
6 / 15  (-3)
Site Design and navigation
15 / 15  
Originality
10 / 15  (-2)
Extras
13 / 15  (-2)
Other Review Rating
8 / 10  (5 sites)
Users Rating
9 / 10  (1 users)
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Review 2012-03-08

The deeper into Reality Gang I go, the more disappointed with it I grow, really. It looks like this previously awesome network is growing absolutely outdated slowly but surely. Contortionist is not an exception from the rule here – the most recent of its updates are almost a year old already! Damn, that’s definitely not the freshest stuff I could hope to find at a porn site of my dream. The selection of scenes did get a bit wider since the last time I was here – now there are 34 scenes, as opposed to 24 in 2010 but… Unfortunately, I don’t think that there will be more someday. Plus, I don’t quite like the fact that the quality of content is significantly lower here now – at least, when you talk about the pics. The most recent updates at Contortionist contain 945x629Px pictures, which are way worse than the ones that used to get published here before.

And this is, more or less, the way the whole of Reality gang looks. 37 sites in the network and the only one that is really growing these days is Reality gang itself. Bah! Even though the updates are daily, I won’t say it justifies Contortionist. After all, plain hardcore porn is not something you would go for if you came here looking for flexigirl stuff, is it?

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Review 2010-08-05

One look at Contortionist – and I feel that I'm starting to understand what job is VERY likely to be picked by many of the ex-cheerleaders that don't manage to find their place in this life after leaving college… All these super-fit and super-lissome beauties are always running high chances of turning into porn stars! Their gorgeous bodies will always be in demand and their previous life of the most popular girls on campus… Well, it gets them well-prepared to proper sexual workouts in front of the camera, you know what I mean. ;)

So, Contortionist is a porn site fully dedicated to sexy young flexigirls. What is simply gorgeous is that it doesn't limit its members with softcore pics and videos of goodie-goodie lissome hotties stripping in front of the camera, the way many similar porn sites do. No way, buddy – the network that this site belongs to is too hardcore for that! At Contortionist you will see all those flexible dolls stripping, taking the most stunning poses – and taking big cocks into their mouths and pussies like there ain't no tomorrow!

No, the collection of content available to you inside the Members area of Contortionist is not that big – not that big at all. At the moment there are 27 scenes there – 27 scenes and that's it. Each of them comprises an extended set of high-quality pics (not screenshots but real pics, which is great) and a full-time video. This is not much – but it still might be worth the money asked for it both since the membership at Contortionist is currently sold at a super-low price and since each and every of those 27 scenes is so freakin' hot!

In fact, even though Contortionist's collection is not that big, it's still not the smallest you could get. I've already reviewed some of the sites affiliated with this one and… Some of them turned out to contain 9-10 scenes only! Shit, that was real disappointment – the disappointment that makes 27 scenes of this resource look quite good in fact. :) Anyway, I guess you won't turn down the offer to access all those 35 bonus sites from the network absolutely for free. They contain the total of 1,500+ scenes, they are all very hot (the niche here is mainstream hardcore – nothing too kinky) – what else can you dream of?

Oh well, there is something to dream about here actually – a better schedule of updates! This is a real catastrophe again! The point is that the owners of Reality Gang, which is the name of the network that Contortionist belongs too, find it alright to update their sites as rarely as once in a couple of months! Judge yourself – even at Contortionist itself there has been a 5-month gap in the schedule of updates! Of course, the bonus sites are what can make the process of waiting for new updates to be released a little easier to withstand – but the updates here are still very very rare.

At least there's something I can't tell anything bad about – the quality. It's the same at all of the sites within Reality Gang – 1280x720Px at 3000Kbps videos and 1600x1000Px photos are the standard here and the network adheres to its standard blamelessly making you understand that it offers you nothing but 100% exclusive stuff only. Yeah, I admit I have seen both the videos and the pics that were MUCH more qualitative – but I will still say that Contortionist is good.

So, will I give in to this site's seductiveness and give it a high rating or will I stick to the strict rules and say that it sucks because of its collection being so small? Neither, I guess. Contortionist is too exceptional for me to be able to come up with a more or less certain conclusion, so... Decide whether it's worth your attention and lettuce or not by yourself – I did my best to provide you will all the info required for making this decision.

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User comments
Lily
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2011-01-25
Awesome sexy stuff! The collection isn't big, but it's hot! The bonus sites are great!

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