Butt machine boys review

Do you know why fucking machines are usually regarded as appropriate for females only? Well, the reason is obvious, actually – most of them are too brutal for ass fucking, which is why they are rarely used by gay men. However, it looks like tonight we will be dealing with a rare exception from the rule. Butt Machine Boys is a site where you can see men getting their chutes destroyed by merciless mechanic fuckmates – both because this site uses specially constructed machines that are not as dangerous for the models' colons after all, and because the guys appearing here are tough enough to take the risk and spread their buns for the humming and ticking and buzzing fuckers.

The fucking machines used here seem to be designed specially for men – and Butt Machine Boys can easily afford it, in fact, cause it's a part of the inimitable Kink network! Yeah, the world's most famous and the most qualitative BDSM network is here for you with another gay BDSM/Fetish surprise that you are most likely to enjoy. Of course, statements that are not backed up by anything are not something that I specialize in, so... Let's move right on into the Members area!

Well um... This always happens when you expect too much from a porn site that you get to review. You know, when you expect its quality to be sky-high, you start picking on it because of the things you could have tolerated at another site – or at least would have treated with less disappointment. Butt Machine Boys is hot as fire, its collection appears to be a big one, its cast is close to blameless – why the fuck it doesn't get updated anymore then?! When I saw that the dates of updates were absent here, I just went apeshit. My first intention was to close this review and never finish it but... Well, I'm a strong man and I get paid for writing this, so, the hell with it – I will keep it on.

Just like I said, the most disappointing thing here is that Butt Machine Boys is a totally awesome one and the absence of further development at it is just killing me. Judge yourself – it's got a collection of 165 full-time videos, each coming together with a set of pics, it started from gay sybian riders and made it to handmade customized fucking machines for men – and then it cut the shit down all of a sudden. That sucks!

I don't know how the oldest scenes from this one are doing – but the quality of the freshest ones here will hardly leave you indifferent, even if you are as demanding as one of them spoilt Hollywood bitch boys. The pics are simply alright here – 1200x675Px is their resolution, while the movies are just great – their frame size of 1280x720Px and their bitrate of 7000Kbps are so damn cool. Hmm, looks like it hasn't been long since these movies were added to Butt Machine Boys – maybe it means that the updating will recommence where in future? Please, say that it will. :)

Any extras? Well, there are some and even though they are not as plentiful as the mind-blowing network of Kink could have afforded, they are still worth taking a look at. Loads of freebies in the regular newsletters, Behind Kink website and all the promo content from this network available in Free Hardcore section – this is what you will get without any charges. Besides, there will always be those discount prices for the membership at other sites within Kink – at least 3 more of them being as gay as it's only possible.

So, now you see how tragic the situation is here, don't you? Butt Machine Boys is a fuckin' awesome one and still I can't force myself into recommending you to sign up for it. Therefore, I will leave the final decision on your conscience. Have fun, gentlemen, have fun.