Porn sites reviews. Honestly.

The site under review today is Butt Lounge – hot collection of anal porn pics and movies featuring juicy babes from all around Europe. Well… A supposedly hot one, to be precise. :) The reason why I’m feeling kinda doubtful about Butt Lounge lies in its modest design and barely any trial content offered to its members. Four pics on the index page and three video clips of questionable quality on the free tour one. Hmm, that’s definitely not too much. Such scarce choice of teaser stuff (and, by the way, of text descriptions too) leaves me barely any chance to understand what this resource is all about. Luckily, I’ve got the username and password allowing me to take a peek into its Members area and see what a member of this source will find in there. Wanna check it out too? Well, let’s do it then – maybe Butt Lounge will turn out to be better than it seems to be from the first sight!

Guys, sorry for breaking the narrative line and shit – but right when I was ready to hit the Members button and enter Butt Lounge, I noticed the Update caption there. Why not take a look at it straight from the start, huh? Damn, I wish I never thought that… The last update at this site was made back on January 5th 2004! Fucking five and a half years ago! Hmm, so should I keep on with this review or turn away and pretend I have never been at Butt Lounge? :) Well, as I was actually ordered to review this site, I will keep on writing this – but I’m really not sure whether there is any point for you to keep on reading it or not. :)

Mwa-ha-ha! Are they fuckin’ serious? Yes, the babes exposed here are hot as fire (no bullshitting here, I swear – each and every of them has got a blameless body and a blameless booty, of course), yes, the scenes featuring them are definitely exclusive (snatching such low-quality stuff from some other resource would be the most stupid crime ever) – but there are only 14 of them! I’m sure that this modest number will not grown any larger with time taking into consideration the date when the latest video release was made here – and it just sucks!

The quality of the content is about as bad as its amount – first of all, it should be noted that Butt Lounge supplies only videos to its members and the only still images you will be able to find here are thumbnails exposing the models featured in this or that anal video. Is there any need to say how qualitative movies were back in 2003-2004? The only movie I got brave enough to download was a QuickTime clip with the screen resolution of 320x240Px and the bitrate of 391Kbps! What you laughing at, man? I wonder what you would say if you purchased the access to this site! :)

So, is there anything good I can say about Butt Lounge? Yeah, surprisingly, there is! First, I would like to point out the fact that all the babes featured here are just gorgeous (it’s a pity that the low quality of vids doesn’t allow us to enjoy their beauty and sex appeal to the fullest). Second, the choice of bonus content at Butt Lounge is definitely worth noticing! In fact, I would say that this site is nothing but a satellite to another much more qualitative and much bigger resource – Her Sweet Hand. Hell yeah, this 5-year-old (but still regularly updated) exclusive handjob porn collection and its 300+ gorgeous cock-jerking models with awesome bodies and tugjob skills are definitely worth taking a look at! Unfortunately, I cannot tell the same about Butt Lounge. Period.