Porn sites reviews. Honestly.

As you can remember, the situation with Bums in Action was nowhere near perfect back in the day when I reviewed it and… Unfortunately, it is one of those cases when time doesn’t do any good. This resource looks as shabby as it used to look from the outside – perhaps, even shabbier – but that’s still nothing compared to what awaits you on the inside of it. Back then you would at least get some stuff there while now… The content of Bums in Action is simply gone! Gone and I cannot find it!

What the Members area offers you instead are the contents of 28 sites, which are good – but which don’t have anything to do with bum fucking. There are several Old and Young resources among them, which should serve as a replacement, I guess but… I’m still feeling disappointed and I just can’t help it. Lots of scenes, lots of updates, lots of various young chicks getting down and dirty every here and there – but it lacks the uniqueness and the soul of that hobo sex treasury. Well, the hell with it. I’m out!

When I first saw Bums in Action, I was, like, oh my God, what the fuck is that? Alright, it’s not for the very first time that I’m dealing with porn sites showing dirty hobos fucking regular chicks – but it looks like the sites I used to see before this one were staged ones featuring regular daddies who were made to look like bums and weren’t ones for real. This resource, in its turn, doesn’t leave you even a trace of doubt – one look at the dirty hobos presented on its pages will be enough for you to understand that they are fuckin’ real, as real as they can only be! Dirty, dressed in rags, unshaven and with shaggy hair, with faces looking puffy from non-stop boozing… Hell yeah, this site promises to be an ultra-reality one! The girls, in their turn, differ from scene to scene – some of them match their fuck buddies well enough while the others are considerable more groomed. Boy, I don’t even know what I should do now – throw up or jack off? :) Anyway, I feel I just can’t leave this site unreviewed!

The collection of Bums in Action is a fairly small one, just like I expected – I guess that it’s absolutely no surprise as it would have cost the owners of this resource tons of effort and piles of money to find enough chicks willing to get it on with all those dirty homeless winos! One way or another, at the moment you can enjoy 25 full-size scenes inside the archive of Bums in Action – quite a modest showing, even for such an XXX rarity. Hmm, looks like my expectations were a little bit too high in this case, huh?

The situation with the updates is grave – when you enter the Recent Updates section, you get a long list of bonus sites (I will tell you about them later, don’t be in a hurry, homie) boasting of regular updates with Bums in Action being exposed at the very bottom. Oh yeah, now I definitely understand why the trailers on the free tour pages were looking kinda blurred – the point is that the last update at Bums in Action got released in 2005! Jeez, dude, that’s too old.

Guess you have already understood that expecting really qualitative content from such an outdated site wouldn’t be too much of a great idea, right? The movies here are available in two quality options – “High” one offering you 716Kbps stuff and “Low” one offering 150Kbps clips. Hmm, the latter look like the vids from the strip poker games I used to play when I was a snotnose on my first computer, no bullshit! The pics might be alright by 2005 standards too – but today I don’t think I can call 800x600Px images high-quality ones.

So, just like I promised, let me tell you a couple of words about the bonuses generously offered by Bums in Action. All in all, there are 25 more sites that you will have the chance to enjoy without any additional charges here (plus several dozens of “reality sites” looking more like ordinary video feeds but still worthy of taking a look at) and it rocks! Bums in Action itself wouldn’t have got much attention with its 25 scenes – but those awesome extras make it much more attractive! Of course, those 25 sites are all multi-niche ones and there aren’t any more of them that are dedicated to sex with hobos but still – they definitely might be worth seeing. They are hot, they are considerably more qualitative – and they get updated regularly, which is really cool!

Time for a conclusion? Well, as you might have understood, I’m very impressed by this site – even though it’s so small, so outdated and even though it offers content of such low quality. Nevertheless, its main concept is awesome and its stinky yet very charismatic cast doesn’t leave anything to be desired, so… Hmm, maybe you should still consider all the advantages and disadvantages of signing up to this resource. ;)