Holy fuck. Man, you probably know it by now that I'm always doing my best to remain as polite and as tolerant in my reviews as it's only possible but… It looks like this time possible is nothing. Welcome to Boozed Women – a site dedicated to explicit amateur videos and pics shot at Mardi Gras, spring break parties and nude contests and showing drunk ladies having fun. Some of them simply flash boobies, some gladly tear their panties off and some even suck and ride dicks in front of bellowing crowds of people.
So what's so bad about Boozed Women? The description above says it's a very hot site. Well yeah, it is – the only problem is that the Mardi Gras it will be taking you to seems to be fuckin' Mardi Gras '69! The college sex parties exposed there look like you can see 18-year-old Hugh Hefner standing somewhere in the back with his bare cock swinging. "Jeez, that's some real gone gal out there, man. I'd love to start a porn mag and feature her in the first issue". No, really, the teasers on the front page of this one are so disgustingly outdated. Wonder what the Members area is going to be like.
Okay, now that I am on the inside of this site, there will be no more irony and exaggerating. Why? Because Boozed Women is not even hiding the fact that it's damn old. Okay, maybe I was a little too angry when mentioning Mardi Gras '69. Boozed Women is not as old as this. In its Pictures section you can get to enjoy piping hot images from Mardi Gras 2003! LOL!!! The videos seem to be even worse but… You know, the most surprising thing is that the video section of this site is still getting updated – DAILY!!! Well, that's already getting weird.
The choice of picture scenes at Boozed Women is comparatively modest – here you can get 81 assorted galleries with around 30 pics in each. The video section is different though – what awaits you there are 655 movies! Damn, that's one of the biggest collections of drunk party orgy fun that I have ever seen in my life! And if everything is so outdated there, I wonder what this site is gonna be like when its owners finally get to adding up-to-date scenes into its collection.
The pics and the videos are not as bad as they seemed to be from the first sight – thought still anything but good. Those pics dating back to 2003 have the resolution of 640x480Px, which actually equals to the frame size of the "freshest" videos at Boozed Women. The bitrate of those videos is slightly over 1800Kbps, which is not that bad technically but you know what? When you actually see those movies, you will understand that high bitrate doesn't really mean that much here.
As you can see, there are both good and bad things at Boozed Women. The choice of extras is definitely one of the most prominent positive features here – Boozed Women will earn you free access to 16 additional porn sites (none of them can offer you high-quality content but all of them are rather biggish) and will polish it up with 300 additional scenes from the Bonus Stuff section for dessert. Not that bad, huh?
So, I should say that Boozed Women turned out to be far not as bad as I had expected it to be. Yeah, its stuff is old and apparently not exclusive but there's so much of it both in the main content zone and in the bonus section that I just give in and… Claim this site to be a pretty good one. :) Yeah, I'm a weak-willed person but I just can't help it, sorry.
P.S. Nope, the rating here ain't gonna be high, sorry. I have just switched on to reviewing Public Wasted, which is a site affiliated with Boozed Women and I found out they offered perfectly identical content. The Originality rating goes down down down, baby!
