Porn sites reviews. Honestly.

Alright, I have to admit that the free tour of Banned Celebs really does look impressing with all those short but quite informative profiles of the featured celebrities and teaser pics. However, what I don’t like straight from the start is the quality of the trailers – the pics that you see on the outside of this source are just incredibly shitty! Of course, this can be explained by the fact that most of celebrity sex tapes are homemade ones that somehow got snatched and published on the Web and stuff but still – the owners of Banned Celebs could have at least used the most qualitative photos and vidcaps in the design of their source! That’s one of the worst marketing solutions that I have ever seen during my career as a porn reviewer – I really hope that this site in not as bad as it appears to be. :) Let’s see what this one is all about in reality!

Well, there is one thing I can say for sure – the archive of content supplied by Banned Celebs is just enormous! However, as I have already said above, 99% of the stuff comprising this archive is not really worth seeing. Celebrities posing on red carpet dressed in different flashy outfits, celebrities shot by paparazzi while walking around the streets of the city (in full clothing, of course), celebrities posing on camera in this or that designer dress… Do you really think that all this junk deserves the right to be exposed at a porn site? Man, I really doubt that! However, my bullshitting won’t change the way things are at Banned Celebs – this site offers hundreds of Gigabytes of videos and hundreds of thousands of pics, viewing which is as arousing as staring at your favorite celebrity’s index finger.

Since the majority of the content provided here is homemade, paparazzi and spy cam stuff (I mean the content that is really worth seeing – not all that artful goodie-goodie crap from famous photographers), you shouldn’t really expect it to be too qualitative. Most of the pics will be something like 650x400Px with rare exceptions – for instance, I have managed to find a truly mind-blowing crystal-clear paparazzi photo showing inimitable Christina Aguilera flashing her bare snatch while getting out of the car and available in an absolutely gorgeous resolution of 1500x1300Px! The situation with the vids is the same – the official Paris Hilton sex tape that I viewed here had the bitrate of 1375Kbps, which was definitely one of the best showings at Banned Celebs.

Banned Celebs is not just a famous porn archive – in fact, it also turns out to be a real treasury containing piles of information about all celebrities with no exceptions! Need something hotter than that? Peep into the Celeb Fakes section then – here you will find loads of Photoshopped hardcore pics guaranteed to drive you crazy!

Banned Celebs is a part of a large porn network that I have already described in one of my previous reviews. Basically, this network is not the best I have ever seen but anyway – it will have to be taken into account as long as it includes such classy sites as Banned Celebs. Besides, the site under review is not the only celebrity porn resource included into All Elite Pass – there is also that Celeb Defamer (the site containing celebrity fakes described above) that I’m really eager to see and review in the nearest future.

Even despite the fact that the majority of content presented at Banned Celebs is 100% useless, I will still admit that it may be worth digging it for gold. Among the enormous loads of boring goodie-goodie stuff there are real hardcore masterpieces concealed – hope that you will find them all!