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The free tour of Assifications looks pretty standard – but really hot, nevertheless. Here on the outside of this source you will see the raunchiest of its models exposed in the pink on the large thumbnails and in trailer videos – and getting their precious cracks destroyed with the meaty dongs of their fuckmates. Well, apparently, this is the stuff that this site is dedicated to – and I have to say that I really like it! I bet you must already know by now that anal sex is my favorite porn niche, so reviewing this source will be a great pleasure for me (most probably – sorry for my skepticism). Sure, I have to admit that I like anal porn sites featuring rookies more – but ripe porn stars, such as the ones starring for Assifications will also do. ;) Alright, let’s cut bullshitting and get down to action at last – it’s time to move in and check out whether this source is good enough to match my sky-high demands.

Uh-huh, so what do we have here in total? A laughably small exclusive collection of 44 episodes and that’s it? Dude, they just can’t be serious! Of course, they call Assifications an exclusive site and everything – but whom are they trying to trick? I bet that at least one out of ten anal porn sites currently available on the Internet offers these videos too! Sorry for sounding not really objective – but low-quality anal porn sites are something that I have trouble coping with!

So, what can be said about the quality of the supplied content is the following: it could have definitely been better. Let’s start from the fact that this site actually doesn’t offer any pics at all – only videos. In fact, this is not that much of a great sin cuz we all know that it’s vids that most porn surfers are interested in. However, some people enjoy still XXX images too – and their interests should also be taken into account. The quality of the movies offered by Assifications is as low as 964 Kbps. Guess that there aren’t any questions about the exclusiveness of the content left, right? :)

Most porn surfers with at least some experience know that the majority of XXX sites currently available on the Internet manage to survive by gathering up into porn networks. Assifications is not an exception from the rule – it is a part of the great and the mighty All Elite Pass, a multi-niche network offering a truly humongous load of content, most of which, unfortunately, is as low-quality and non-exclusive as what we have just seen inside Assifications. However, who will care about quality when offered to enjoy several Terabytes of porn at a pretty low price? Sure, there are exceptions – but the majority of us would just screw their high demands and make the choice in the favor of quantity rather than quality. There is nothing bad about it, in fact – the desire to get more while paying less is 100% natural.

I don’t know whether I should believe the updating schedule that says that Assifications started getting updated again after about 2 months spent without any new releases or not. Well, why not? Let’s assume that the bad period is over and things are starting to get better. Hoping for something is always good, ain’t it? :)

I really had a good time reviewing Assifications – unfortunately, not because I have found enough classy stuff to please myself with but mostly because I had enough things to laugh at and grumble about. After all, this site is not any worse than the majority of XXX resources that the Web is currently looming with. However, I admit I’m a really demanding person – and Assifications just isn’t good enough for me. That’s all, folks! See ya again soon!