Hands up, you big ass porn junkie! The bitches from Ass Arsenal are here, armed with tons of cushion for pushin’ and they are so fucking dangerous! On the pages of this site you will see them baring their tail feathers, oiling them up till they shine like the sun and then shaking them on top of big hard cocks, making the whole thing look simply unbearably hot. Are you good enough to withstand this terribly pleasant visual torture? Then let’s go ahead and see if Ass Arsenal is good enough for you.
Frankly speaking, the first impression is that Ass Arsenal is not good for anyone. This source’s main problem is the way its outside looks. Knowing how real HD XXX collections look these days, I would never ever risk signing up for this one with its shabby out-of-the-90s design. On the other hand, the seductive potential of this resource’s content is not to be underestimated – all thanks to its mouthwatering stars. At Ass Arsenal you will see such legendary hoochies as Gia Paloma, Vida Valentine, Cassidy Blue and the like getting their tiny pussies and big asses slammed. But don’t get overexcited yet – if you are after big ass anal porn, Ass Arsenal is probably not the one you need – butt banging is only occasional here. In most of the scenes you will have to content yourself with pussy stretching scenes.
Wait, what the heck is wrong with the Members area here? As few as 32 scenes? Seriously? Now that is one major flaw, without a doubt – offering so few videos (Ass Arsenal comes without any stills, by the way), this resource will hardly keep you busy for too long. What do you think, how soon will you finish this set of movies? In a month? Even sooner? Well, I’d say even sooner because not all of the scenes that Ass Arsenal offers are real must-sees. Far not all of them, word.
On the other hand, maybe I shouldn’t be such a fucker when it comes to the amount of content here. Ass Arsenal is claimed to be a relatively new resource – according to the dates of updates that it provides, it was launched in May 2011 and updated weekly since then. Well, if that is true, then there’s nothing TOO bad about it, I guess. It just hasn’t had enough time to get developed enough yet. Time will make things get much better soon – but the question is if you are actually patient enough to wait that long.
The only thing that makes me feel a little bit uneasy is that bad, bad design. A site launched a little more than 6 months ago can’t look THIS bad, I think. Now let’s try to download some of its videos and see if they are as bad as the design. Hey, be ready to mess with pieces of information that are very far from being precise. The movie I am downloading was claimed to be as small as 79 Megabytes in size but it turned out to be a 600 Megabyte one. Well, that means it boasts of truly mind-blowing quality, I guess. What? 640x480Px at 2000Kbps? Man, that’s fucked up.
What is good at Ass Arsenal is that selection of bonus content. Now this is where you are definitely going to feel like you have died and went straight to heaven. 73 extra sites and 108 network online porn channels that actually look like sites to me as well (their content is perfectly downloadable) – that’s some impressing stuff! It’s also cool to see plenty of big ass and anal porn resources among those bonuses – this is something that makes the fairly limited collection of Ass Arsenal look much bigger all of a sudden, right?
Frankly speaking, I don’t know what to say about Ass Arsenal in the end of this review. Okay, its content is hot and everything and those bonuses that it supplies are just mind-blowing but… Its imperfections (or full-scale negative features, I would even say) just can’t get out of my head. Being a member of this site is probably not an utterly positive experience. But it’s pleasant, no doubt.
